the barista strangler

they need to put a lock on my screen time

[𖧧 @mothintoflames]

i think it’s beautiful what you loved doing at 6 finds you again at 28

[cass @cassxhz]

i like when the lyrics of a song make you want to kill yourself

[the barista strangler @SoxCrox]

standing on business #imgonnaseebfplay

[Kiwi 🥝 @Kiwi_9908]

Targeting the source directly

[the barista strangler @SoxCrox]

i feel seen whenever everyone’s periods sync up so i know i’m not evil and crazy

[z @periperinugget]

me as a detective: who did this

[dakota @im2hai]

finding people attractive as a former weird kid feels like perversion

[bri cheese ❦ @bribrokenberry]

i think passing out at concerts is performative sorry. drink some water and argue with the wall

[the barista strangler @SoxCrox]

showing up to house tours picking up the cats

[jake @wormpuller]

Wrapping Woah Vicky’s pills in cheese to trick her into taking them

[autumn @meanvenusian]

ok sorry

[Jake Milkshake @bagmonsta]

Drinking in your hometown after college

[jake @wormpuller]

Piece of shit centrist

[Air @ayoair]

NEW YORK FUCKING CITY!!!!!!!!! MAMDANI!!!!! BAGELS!!!!! BACON EGG N CHEESE!!!! BROOKLYN!!!!! THE BRONX!!!!! HARLEM!!!!!!! QUEENS!!!!!! BIGGIE!!!! TIMBS!!!! HALAL CART. BODEGA CATS. JAYWALKING. PIZZA!!!!! FUCK ERIC ADAMS!!!! WE ARE THE GREATEST CITY IN AMERICA!!!!!!

[the barista strangler @SoxCrox]

“oh by the way she tested positive.”
“for covid?”
“no. a birth.”

[the barista strangler @SoxCrox]

“yeah free bean burrito? keep that to your fuckin self.”

[the barista strangler @SoxCrox]

whenever i go to the ups store i feel more suicidal than i ever have

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

save me popcorn dinner save me

[ysa @st4rryn1tee]

youre getting yourself into trouble mister