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[Fraser Nelson @FraserNelson]

Oddly important for MAGA to talk about a UK with “unfettered immigration” and “through the roof” crime - when trends clearly in opposite direction….

[chuck bass 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇫🇷 @THEZONEEEEEE]

The UK prime minister job is a poisoned chalice bc they rely on the boomer vote to get elected but basically everything needed to fix the country requires cutting back on boomer benefits and preferences

[Jack Dart @JackWDart]

If people genuinely believe Burnham won’t receive the exact same media onslaught, they’ve not been paying attention.

Starmer is not, objectively, bad. This idea that he is somehow the worst PM in British history is frankly laughable.

Liz truss lasted 49 days, crashed the pound and was laughed out of Downing Street.

Since Labour took office, Keir Starmer’s government has:

• Scrapped the two-child benefit limit, lifting hundreds of thousands of children out of poverty and putting money back into some of the hardest-pressed households in the country.

• Expanded free school meals, cutting costs for families and making sure more children get a proper meal during the school day.

• Expanded funded childcare, reducing one of the biggest monthly costs facing working parents and making it easier for people to stay in work.

• Raised the National Living Wage, increasing pay for millions of low-paid workers.

• Strengthened workers’ rights, giving people greater protection against insecure work and bad employers.

• Introduced statutory sick pay from the first day of illness, so workers are less likely to choose between their health and their wages.

• Ended no-fault evictions, giving renters more security in their homes.

• Brought rail operators back into public ownership, taking key services out of failed private hands and giving the public a stronger stake in how they are run.

• Cut NHS waiting lists from their post-pandemic peak, meaning more patients are being seen sooner.

• Raised the state pension through the triple lock, protecting pensioners’ incomes against rising costs.

• Scrapped the old non-dom tax regime, making some of the wealthiest people in the country pay more fairly.

• Added VAT to private school fees, raising money from those most able to contribute.

• Removed business rates relief from private schools, ending an unjustified tax break.

• Increased neighbourhood policing, putting more officers and PCSOs back into communities.

• Helped bring knife crime down, meaning fewer families face the devastation of serious violence.

• Recorded the lowest homicide rate since the 1970s, a material improvement in public safety.

• Created Great British Energy, giving Britain a publicly owned clean energy company.

• Created the National Wealth Fund, backing investment in industry, infrastructure and clean energy.

• Passed planning reforms aimed at getting homes and major projects built faster.

• Improved relations with the EU, reducing diplomatic hostility and rebuilding practical cooperation.

• Agreed a UK-EU security partnership, strengthening cooperation on defence and European security.

• Signed a long-term partnership with Ukraine, reinforcing Britain’s support against Putin’s invasion.

• Secured new trade agreements, opening up markets for British businesses.

• Helped restore seriousness to government after years of scandal, chaos and decline.

People do not have to like Starmer. They do not have to vote Labour. But pretending this is the record of the worst Prime Minister in British history is absurd.

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[beef clapton: soldier of fortune @thetrompwner]

(beaming with pride): one 24oz beer to drink on the bus please

cashier: i told you man you don't gotta tell me where you're drinking it

[a rare photo of sean connery signed by roger moore @steamedhamms]

you can basically disregard any commentator who doesn’t understand the below

[danny @d4nnytye]

hate when you’re waiting for the green man like some pedestriancel and you get absolutely jaywalkmogged by a rightofwaychad. fuck

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

The names of kings have been worn away by the sands of time. Gods once feared are forgotten. Monuments to the immortality of civilizations now shattered into the cobblestones of another. But one man shall survive forever because he was a really, really shitty copper merchant.

[Ryan Rueda @PlayoffDude]

EVERYBODY BETTER THAN LEBRON UNTIL ITS TIME TO BE BETTER THAN LEBRON

[Alex Sakalis @alexsakalis]

"London was safer 15 years ago" my brother in christ there's an itsu in brixton

[Garrett Morrison @garrett_TFE]

Not sure what’s happening with Rory, Cam, and Rose, but I’m thoroughly enjoying Haotong Li’s adventures on 13

[Majin Jew @RedwoodRogue]

Rest in peace my granny. I will not be disclosing the cause of her death for privacy but if you wish to donate to the funeral please direct all funds to the Bazooka Attack Victims Association.

[Van Lathan Jr @VanLathan]

They want LeBron

[YNW Mel Blanc @EricTrillman_]

#Year23 #JustAKidFromTheSavannah

[• @yducknow]

my wedding:
me: "i do"
guests: awwww🥹
me: "or do i?"
guests: oooooohhhh

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

it's time to give that baby monkey a gun

[emma 🎥 @emmadein2000s]

me: you gotta watch yellowjackets its so good
alien that lives in my house: oauaoaouaaoau "Dyke" ouaoauoao
me: Who taught you that

[Dzner™️ @DznerV3]

Do Arsenal fans actually watch this every week?😭😭 Stadium dead silent until they get a set piece and everyone starts cheering🤣🤣

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Panicking and accusing my lawyer of doing the crime mid trial

[dylan 🦢🇦🇷 @dylanscfc_]

Just found out my 84 year old neighbour is on his own tomorrow, so I’ve just been over to collect his spare chairs to borrow👍🏼