𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐳𝐮𝐤𝐢𝐜

Craft, HipHop and Random stuff.

[Benedict @Th3AfcBen]

Chelsea fans at Stamford bridge trying to watch Shaktar home ucl games

[Mr. Honeydew @bestbuddy1998]

Walked in on my son watching this so I went out and spent his college fund

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🔵🔴😁 Wojciech Szczesny: “Exactly two years ago today, I announced my retirement from professional football”.

“This evening I stepped out at the Spotify Camp Nou alongside a fantastic set of teammates. Who would've thought? 🤷🏻‍♂️”.

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Mkuu tuekee list ya hizo oppressive Bills unasema nimesign. Kanisa imesema tuache uongo. Wewe na Zakayo hakuna tofauti

[felloh @ngughii]

Your own close friends walikuja huku wakasema ulikuwa rehab na after few days ukarelapse. You're not the guy to tell people what to do 😂

[Buddha Blaze 🌍 @ItsBuddhaBlaze]

Is this really a teacher with porn fan written all over her shirt?

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Sunderland submit offer to sign Jack Grealish from Manchester City. Bid for 30yo winger loan with #MCFC covering part of salary + possibility to become permanent next summer when contract ends. #SAFC pursuing Igor Paixao in parallel @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/RzQWmRrQ9t

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Emiliano Martinez offered to Chelsea by representatives & west London club considering possibility of signing 33yo goalkeeper before transfer window finishes. #AVFC open to Argentina int’l exit after Zion Suzuki made No1 + #CFC keen @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/y6ZUvgNWI6

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

The man reportedly kept bees in his compound and when officers came to arrest him, he decided to unleash the bees instead!

[Pinkiescent 🎀 @Pinkkiescent]

RageBaite

[Author Sakwah Ongoma @CSakwah]

No, I am Sifuna

[Sheikh @Ustadh_]

Gathee sasa itabidi umehang boots roho safi

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

In kikuyu households Dolly Parton came only second to Queen Jane

[Naughty @naughtie_0]

Kama unaeza enda choo kupupu club alafu urudi kudance mbele ya watu you're a very dangerous creature

[Kuwams🍉 @kuwamocho_]

kuna msee alisema he’s staying alive incase things get better

[James Smart @jamessmat]

Tulikosea nani, jameni!

[كير @keroculer]

he wants to die for everyone are we sure hes okay

[Andrew Kibe @kibeandy]

Ozempic!

[Shawry for Kirinyaga🇰🇪 @reen_thee_only]

Oh honey, we just love that you've been keeping this government on it's toes. Nothing more.
Ain't no way we're having you as our president!!!

[Dominic WALUBENGO @waluwande]

I went there for eye surgery. I did not carry out a survey on staff satisfaction.