Zak Vandalay

Never knowingly owned a giraffe, or dated a pickpocket. All views from my windows are similar.

[Zak Vandalay @SpaceToffee]

This exceptional Liverpool team has raised the bar to levels never previously seen before in the history of football.

Between Feb 27 '19 & Feb 24 '20 our record from 38 games was:

W36 D2 L0 - 110pts from 114 in a rolling season.

This level of consistency will never be beaten.

[Zak Vandalay @SpaceToffee]

@OlisaOsega Nah, this is just your false interpretation because you're deluded and dumb.

It's not because Arsenal are big that people mock them.

It's because it's so easy - due to their many failings as a club & their horrendous, obnoxious fanbase.

A small, disgusting, embarrassing club.

[Zak Vandalay @SpaceToffee]

@afc_ben10 - It's a post from an Arsenal fan.

- It's 100% bullshit.

- What a surprise.

All they do is lie. Constantly.

Horrible fanbase and utterly deluded.

[Zak Vandalay @SpaceToffee]

@vegastarr I love how the conspiracy morons always get so excited about this, like it's a great discovery. 😂

Then they start telling you how it should be 13 months of 28 days, to perfectly align with the moon (it doesn't).

Yes, the calendar was changed.

Big deal.

Grow up. 🤡

[Zak Vandalay @SpaceToffee]

@rhtechz @howie_hua Why does having no number between them make them the same?

There are no houses between my next door neighbour's house and mine - does that mean we live in the same house?

[Zak Vandalay @SpaceToffee]

@SheldonMiller Since 1966, Germany has hosted:

World Cups in 1974 and 2006
Euros in 1988 and 2024

England has only hosted Euro 96.

But it's probably a good thing.

If you win, as a host, it lessens the achievement as home advantage is so big.

Better to win on foreign soil.

[Zak Vandalay @SpaceToffee]

@matazman62 @Molly_AFC Yup.

They win one lucky title and think they're the kings of football.

The constant lies show their small club mentality though.

[Zak Vandalay @SpaceToffee]

@dmanfish90 @TrollTouchline How gullible do you have to be, to think that quote was genuine?

Some people are so naive. 😂

[Zak Vandalay @SpaceToffee]

@Footballera0 Such a dumb take.

When Liverpool are in the Community Shield I literally couldn't care less about winning it.

It's utterly meaningless.

It's typical small club mentality to take it seriously.

[Zak Vandalay @SpaceToffee]

@DesoxynSUD @KhandaniM @grok @TheBlueWave2026 @elonmusk @SuperMajority18 @CommunityNotes There's no end to the stupidity these fuckwits will believe.

[Zak Vandalay @SpaceToffee]

@ChetuniAFC 1. How the fuck is this 'breaking' - this fixture has been known for 3 weeks.

2. The community shield is an insignificant friendly that only small clubs care about.

3. It used to get shared for 6 months each, if it was a draw. That shows how little it means.

Embarrassing. 🤡

[Zak Vandalay @SpaceToffee]

@KhandaniM @grok @TheBlueWave2026 @elonmusk @SuperMajority18 @CommunityNotes You are embarrassingly stupid.

You've been fooled by a dumb conspiracy theory which has been easily debunked countless times.

Stop believing ridiculous memes and YouTube videos, and grow the fuck up. 🤡

[Zak Vandalay @SpaceToffee]

@JPeezy808 Right.

Whereas in the World Cup teams get to the final by beating Trinidad and Tobago, Madagascar and Cambodia.

[Zak Vandalay @SpaceToffee]

@jplistic @HEISJAGO Wrong.

The Covid season was won by Man City in 2020-21.

The Var title was just won by Arsenal.

You're clearly a braindead, clueless moron.

[Zak Vandalay @SpaceToffee]

@erik_rh @Math_files Sounds pretty convincing to me.

[Zak Vandalay @SpaceToffee]

@NomisSllim @AnythingArs_ They really are.

They win one lucky title when everyone else is in transition and helped massively by the officials, and suddenly they think they're prime Barcelona.

[Zak Vandalay @SpaceToffee]

@erik_rh @Math_files Well it works on the 3rd perfect number.

We don't need to check the others, that's good enough. 😂

[Zak Vandalay @SpaceToffee]

@humng392546 @Math_files Well it works on the 3rd perfect number.

We don't need to check the others, that's good enough. 😂

[Zak Vandalay @SpaceToffee]

@JPeezy808 In your mind, every round in the Euros is a blockbuster clash - but that's simply not true.

Look at finalists in '24:

Spain beat Georgia to reach QFs.

England beat Slovakia/Switzerland to reach SFs.

In 2021: Italy beat Austria.

England beat Ukraine/Denmark to reach final.

[Zak Vandalay @SpaceToffee]

@JPeezy808 Ok, but even if that's true, how can adding Brazil and Argentina make the competition easier to win?