spaddy daddy

Half-Asian extraordinaire, professional Filthy Frank impersonator, Daddy of '16

[spaddy daddy @SpadaForYa]

@AirbnbHelp Our host claimed he can no longer host us 24 hours before we were supposed to check in, but has still not actually cancelled the trip. We are not able to request the cancellation on his behalf. Please help us resolve this

[JasonLastname @JasonLastname]

I may not be books mart but I'm not street smart too. Here's a orange. I love you.

[JasonLastname @JasonLastname]

To be wanted for murder is sometimes nicer than not to be wanted at all.

[JasonLastname @JasonLastname]

Ah, zucchinis, vegetable bikinis.

[danny woodhead @danny__woodhead]

Since I have time to think about stuff:
Shouldn't Dbl stuf Oreos be called Oreos, and original Oreos be called diet Oreos?

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

Two types of people from small towns:
1. Let's leave after high school and find culture!
2. Where is everyone? Better make some new people!

[brown hair and pronouns @alphonsecat]

Capri sun is my beverage of choice when I think about life's big questions like: "do aliens exist?" and "where did my other Capri sun go?"

[JasonLastname @JasonLastname]

How do we know dogs are chasing their tails and not running from their heads?

[VP Biden (Archived) @VP44]

Happy 55th, Barack! A brother to me, a best friend forever.

[Vsauce @tweetsauce]

Now That's What I Call Mew Sick!

[Vsauce @tweetsauce]

Every day you create about 1 liter of spit, so in your lifetime you WON'T even make enough spit to fill an olympic-sized swimming pool :(

[Vsauce @tweetsauce]

Watch out! We got a #BADA55 over here!

[michael @Stormsy710]

@MCRofficial

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Delete your account. https://t.co/Oa92sncRQY

[gayatri @bodhisattvism_]

wishing there was a Bernie emoji tbh

[spaddy daddy @SpadaForYa]

@jvconstantino @ryanvanco31 oh we were talking about surfing dont worry about it

[spaddy daddy @SpadaForYa]

@ryanvanco31 @jvconstantino