laura

Always learn. Always love. Always listen.

[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

Be humble. Be teachable. The universe is bigger than your view of the universe. There's always room for a new idea. Humility is necessary for growth. 🧠

[laura @spaghettilaura]

If it says no turn in red but there’s no cars coming, I’m turning on red. Yeah, I’m a baddie.

[laura @spaghettilaura]

When my husband slept over for the first time he found a cheez it in my bed. Truly embarrassing- but he stuck around anyway.

[laura @spaghettilaura]

Me- I’m going out to a nice restaurant and I need a skanky skirt to wear.
Mom- I have a skanky skirt you can wear.

[laura @spaghettilaura]

@bryanpeach 😩

[Tim Amor @TimAAmor]

Turns out that you can’t bomb your way to peace. Who knew?

[laura @spaghettilaura]

@RobJGoldE I think we can be happy we left and also sad and scared for the civilians. It’s not an entirely happy situation when so many of their people are left destitute. Not that ‘Merica can be their saviour.

[laura @spaghettilaura]

Asunder

[laura @spaghettilaura]

I really hate the word “tasty”

[laura @spaghettilaura]

Do you really need to show everyone how much water you’ve had so far today? #weirdinstagramstories

[laura @spaghettilaura]

So today my father in law told me I look like the prime minister of Estonia. 😂

[laura @spaghettilaura]

Somehow my husband has gotten my nearly two year old son to refer to me s as “hot mommy” 🙄 embarrassing

[laura @spaghettilaura]

@Michelle23Erin Well lil’ d cried all day and then finally fell asleep and then james screamed “wake up Darren!” in his face- which of course woke lil’ d and pissed him off. lil’ d also nearly ripped off my nipple today cause he was pissed.

[laura @spaghettilaura]

Am I happy that I will never be pregnant again? Yes, absolutely. Am I even happier that I will never have another child again? Even more yes!

[laura @spaghettilaura]

@AmandaaTurner Thanks Amanda- it’s their redeeming quality. Haha

[laura @spaghettilaura]

People who refer to their friends as their “tribe” 🙄

[laura @spaghettilaura]

@korinnebaker Found my husband on tinder…. Hahaha

[laura @spaghettilaura]

Do all babies go from 0-100 THE SECOND they wake up if you don’t whip at your nip right away? Dang.

[laura @spaghettilaura]

A favorite pastime- talking shit on my kids with @Michelle23Erin

[laura @spaghettilaura]

Twitter hiatus- back because someone told me they liked my Tweets. Back bitches!