McQuistan

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Japan started very well with rapid agression but simply couldn't survive the onslaught of a superior foe and two deadly strikes

Germany dominated but couldn't break through a stubborn numerically superior defense

Italy didn't even show up

[KORBI 🐦‍⬛ @NoiBoobSweat]

The one kid who had the newports is a lion amongst sheep

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

POV you’re my wife cracking the bathroom door open after I’ve texted you “toilet paper”

[Paddy - Attacking Football @PaddyKeoghAF]

LinkedIn Park

[🫦🫦🫦. @1fine_sznn]

LMFAOOOOOOO nigga thought he was Miles Morales

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Dude on that skateboard listening to Fleetwood Mac really had us thinking shit was getting better

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

“They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.”

[‏ً @Bk8iP3]

Arteta thinks he’s Avon Barksdale

[S @SibiLFC]

Me in a world full of Gakpo haters

[UcKema - Nixons Strongest Contra Inflation Soilder @uckema]

We owe an apology to George Lucas the blockade of trade routes from a small gas rich state by a state with a robotic army is a huge thing now

[Billie @Billie_T]

Most embarrassing Tudor performance in Spain since the counter Armada in 1589

[𝔾𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕥. 🇧🇷 @paigezxmbie]

About to have a Charmeleon and I haven’t even left Pallet Town yet just been putting straight belt to ass on those poor Pidgeys in this small patch of grass

[PAW (Peter) @Peter88902568]

Argo, but it's smuggling Big John out of the Chinese restaurant in Dubai.

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

wonder if there's a guy in China called Big Yuēhàn who goes down to The White Horse in Guangzhou to eat Yorkshire puddings and Cornish pasties

[lauren of nolabia 🏳️‍⚧️ @jdpon_super_fan]

should call it the Ministry Of Sound surely

[RondelleHobbs @RondelleHobbs]

sean dyche's favourite bath bomb is 30g of amber leaf

[danny @d4nnytye]

anti-WFH sentiment is something so plainly engineered by commercial landlords concerned about their return on investment, but conveniently it also corresponds with the british desire for everyone to be miserable all the time

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

You rarely see an old-fashioned bank truck robbery on the highway anymore, real old-head crime