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currently: 5 years later🫐

[specific ham @sparklingmilk69]

I am socially vegetarian.

[^_^ @misandrism]

Proud of finneas for speaking up and dropping out of the tour, but disappointed by the continued silence of Ferb.

[someone left the cake out in the rain @bjorksunibrow]

how an afternoon shower feels

[marcy ⚢ @sethbiyers]

i hope my account gives this vibe

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The vibes are weird at Whole Foods

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Anything that happens after midnight is fair game.

[T.F. Pfyl @TPfy13]

Just had Jersey Mikes sub that was so good I had to make it my lock screen

[ROSE LANI @pradamercury]

How it feels to ask someone if they’re gonna eat their pickle

[specific ham @sparklingmilk69]

the fact that I just wrote and introduction and conclusion paragraph and am now starting to write my body last

this is very uno flip of me

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i’m about to do some serious damage

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my boyfriend just used my they pronouns

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@westsidebetch me babe, me

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amy schumer is not funny

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regis philbin

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thinking about Chrissy right now

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its almost 4 am and i woke up at 2pm yesterday do I get a gold star?

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poop and shid and fard

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feel like I need a glizzy in my hand right now

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who wants to join me in my wine mom era?