Haley Solmen

Gamer 👾, Crazy Cat Lady 😸, Girl Mama 🌺

[Haley Solmen @SparkySol]

@Gladd This aged.....interestingly

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@smalltown_wife Yeah. I’ve seen the boys at the park enough times to not take any credit 🤣

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@handmadeshoesia I’d give you a standing ovation if I wasn’t laying in bed trying not to puke myself 🫣 (not pregnancy related 😭)

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@oliveegger Morning coffee, afternoon tea, power naps, 8:30 bed times, several years of working 7am shifts 😬

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@shellshocktm @SeedOilDsrspctr I’m pretty sure the average person can read and follow some arrows but whatever you say Dr god complex 😬

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@acottagemouse Now that it’s dark in the morning I do as much as I can by candlelight because the overhead light makes me want to throw up 😬

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@BreadBakingWife 🤣 why can’t that be me but also I’m happy for you

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@iWomansplainer Same. Postpartum turned me into a teenage boy

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@iWomansplainer My daughter was being very squirmy around 3 months old so I tried her crib and she slept 7p-3a. She was ready to go to her crib way before I was 🥲

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@mrsdobbins_ Constantly freaking out that “my clock is ticking” and struggling to keep up with my toddler because I hurt my knee jumping with her 🤣🤣

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@LadyBlueMama This is so well put, thank you. Sometimes it’s hard not to feel inadequate when you see “have all the babies!” When you “only” have 1

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@AniseNot I lost all the baby weight by 12 weeks pregnant 💅🏻

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@FAFOFarmsTX I was so miserable I took it even though I knew the risks, it didn’t help at all, probably made things worse….Thankfully my daughter is fine but I won’t be touching it again

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@holistic_marie Cheerio mom Twitter 😂😂😂 my toddler is definitely in the “living off 3 shreds of cheese stage” but every once in a while she will do something like eat 2 bowls of chili to make up for it

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@mrsdobbins_ They tried really hard to brainwash us during covid. Some of us got out (though they had me for a bit not gonna lie) others…. 😬

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@mrsdobbins_ @agreatdayinnc This is HUGE I hate the new Dawn smell

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@mrsmeganeverly This is literally me about my daughter going on the potty like why am I so excited to watch this tiny person poop 🤣🤣🤣

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Please accept this timeline cleanse

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@mrsdobbins_ Reminds me of a phone call I had at work once…
“Why didn’t the radiologist report on the ovaries?”

“Because you ordered an abdominal ultrasound and the ovaries are in the pelvis.”

☠️

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But she’s still holding the fork 🤣🤣🤣