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Double-dumbass on you, and so forth. @

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Man is born woke, and everywhere he is canceled

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ENM couple seeking third

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@tomcolicchio @digby56 This is what I most look forward to hearing about from Democrats over the next four years. The DEFICIT

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@EmmaVigeland Democrats need to figure out how to appeal to the "wrote in Romney in 2020" voter

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@Forbes At least SOME conservatives are abandoning Trump

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@karpmj @jacobin I've been wondering how durable these gains will actually be for the GOP as a whole, esp after Trump is gone

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@stephensajdak Wear it proud!

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@BMarchetich Someone made a sick Stein-Trump transition graphic and they just had to put it out

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@Space_b0y_ @WillSloanEsq You really do have to watch it from the start. There's this other guy named Landon, and Charlton Heston's character spends the first act of the movie just giving him shit. People forget

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@murderxbryan "Cult movie" in this sense means most people think it's just okay

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Soyface alpha 👇

[Barbara J King @bjkingape]

Analysing the lives of 66 rhesus macaques, scientists found social connections were stronger and more evenly distributed in groups where the dominant male was more facially expressive. Research by Dr. @WallerBridget et al. https://t.co/1GR3zeNrfR #primates #animalcommunication

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So? Joe Biden barely escapes death every single day

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@AlexThomp @daveweigel This is just something I like to do at funerals. Brings down the house every time

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@bigblackjacobin I hope they do it

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@ettingermentum Fingers crossed

[The Independent @Independent]

Dick Van Dyke shrugs off Joe Biden age concerns: I’m 98, ‘I’ve got all my marbles’ https://t.co/8bBLTFWHYo

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

moderator: what are your views on the economy?

joe biden: i. well i uh. [nose starts bleeding] hmm.

donald trump: we’re gonna find and kill the grinch. mark my words. we are gonna use the big guns. it’s gonna be something folks

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@Srirachachau I hate to admit that there's a permanent residence in my brain for "workshopping the prequels"