DesertSage

The worlds best psychic, guaranteed.

[DesertSage @speak2thedead]

Holy fuck! Last night was 🔥 Doing lines off a hookers ass with a heiress and a pop star at the Vegas Delano will forever be a core memory. #vegas

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@EllenBarkin @RexChapman Aww don’t say that! I loved you in Titanic, Jurassic Park, and E.T.!

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https://t.co/aEvGnzKDCb this is one of the greatest performances of all time. Preserve it on Blu-ray! #musicals #music #musicaltheater #best #legendary #90saesthetic #80saesthetic #thebig80s #1980s #revenge #contralto #gorgeous #saxophone #guitar @DaveStewart @AnnieLennox

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Woot!

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You’re definitely not supposed to pee and poop at the same time? Right? You’re supposed to pee and then poop right? Not do it at the same time? Or am I crazy? That’s why it’s called number 1 or number 2, right???? Twitter help!!! #mondaythoughts #tuesdayvibe #help

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@BickRandy Um, for myself sitting on the couch watching Kathy’s stand up, hell to the yes! At a party, fuck no! And that goes for mayo boards too! 🤮 🤢 🤮

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@elonmusk Omg! It's like the rounded shoulders convention! Posture people!

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@kathygriffin You husband is hot.

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I pre-ordered this today!!!! @Rhino_Records where is @StevieNicks Rock A Little remaster with the complete Red Rocks Show!!!! Set Mirror Mirror and the other cuts free! #fleetwoodmac #stevienicks

[Tina Turner @tinaturner]

The Break Every Rule deluxe edition is available to pre-order now featuring the original album fully remastered, alongside remixes, B-sides, rarities & two live performances. The album is also being released on 1LP, & on 2CD on 25th November 2022. Pre-order from the link in bio.

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@DrOz You are a fool, “Doctor” Oz. And like your namesake wizard, you are nothing but a little man pulling leavers on a big machine.

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So I was sitting it coffee bean and tea leaf and I heard these two guys talking saying that #harrystyles is recording the theme song to #theneverendingstory remake. Guys, I CAN’T WAIT!!!

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@BetteMidler I BEG you to mashup My Knight In Black Leather with Pretty Legs And Great Big Knockers and record it as a dance track. Pretty please with ice cream! #inspiration #myknightinblackleather #disco #greatsongs #classicsongs

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@chipotle in Ashland Virginia was the most horrid food I’ve ever been served. Look at these reviews! How is this not a hair on fire emergency to fix??? #chipotle #badfood #sos

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@BickRandy YES! Expect sinkholes this summer.

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Last night I had a visit while I slept from the Queen. She was soothing and loving, and told me a secret. She said she will be visiting millions of people’s dreams in the next few months. Use #dreamsofthequeen and tell me about your visit with her. #QueenElizabethII #RoyalFamily

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WOW that was fast. I saw this coming 5 days ago. @BradfordEx

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I hear Queen Elizabeth has died. How long until @BradfordEx has a commemorative plate or a doll for sale? #QueenElizabeth #QueenElizabethII #dolls #collectables #RestInPeace

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@FBI @SecretService

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

These people have issues.

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I hear Queen Elizabeth has died. How long until @BradfordEx has a commemorative plate or a doll for sale? #QueenElizabeth #QueenElizabethII #dolls #collectables #RestInPeace

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@Diane_Warren @celinedion or @Madonna

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@kathygriffin I miss Maggie.