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the devil's homosexual boy toy

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

It's amazing how much you can accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over.

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

I don't give a rat's ass is definitely a top 3 white people saying of all time. Like who cooked that shit up

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i am a lover but underneath that i am a hater but underneath that i am a lover again

[ً @phenstruation]

so interactive introverts was like giving your dog the best day ever because you know its getting put down. and we were the dogs and we didnt know we were being put down??

[palmer @decentbirthday]

Jimothy fever has reached my grandfather

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

you should be allowed to call out of work when your partner is too warm, cozy, and impossible to let go of in the morning. some mornings are simply meant for staying wrapped up together a little longer

[THEO♅ʙʀoмɪc @theobromic_]

wishing a thousand years of bloody diarrhea upon every app/site that made their search bar automatically double as an ai chatbox for some fucking reason

[hope ✧ @luvdnpz]

need hopital. need ambulance.

[monkey & zoe ❤️ oreo 🌈 @oreoeocat]

She saw a bug

[devin 🎱 @fartpog]

Might go missing soon

[Weapon 𝕏 @HellRaz0r1776]

People who eat gas station hotdogs watching all the salad eaters shit themselves

[mary🪲 @yeonjunneez]

not even kidding whatever interest you have at 14 will actually stick with you forever

[puppy @pupp_ygirl]

i just think chubby guys r so hot

[keel🌦 @keelyclove]

i hate golf courses i hate data centers i hate health insurance companies i hate how everything is gambling i hate that we can’t each fresh veggies right now i hate how every game costs 70 dollars and it’s SO FUCKING HOT OUTSIDE

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

northern europeans are so funny. we made friends with these amazing swedish girls and randomly at one point one of them goes “i can’t believe americans still believe in God. i thought we were past all that.” LMAO ?? 😭

[casual @cssavedme]

lindsey graham and charlie kirk in hell fighting over being reagan’s bottom

[Heidi Klum’s worm face @w0rm_face]

These are a million times cooler than that ugly 3D printed dragon bullshit

[bonnie @fwrosting]

when my mom behaves i reward her with information about my life