Spenser Dickeson

wife, boy mom, teacher, sleepy 24/7

[Susie Morris @susiehmorris1]

@AldiUSA one of your associates in Tallahassee today told my double amputee daughter at check out that bagging her groceries was not his job. You okay with this? Might want to work on your customer service with the disabled. 😡

[Spenser Dickeson @spenser_lynn]

@nicolconcilio I never look worse than when I’m in a set of foils 😂

[Spenser Dickeson @spenser_lynn]

@tate_pc Meeee toooo! I can’t stand when people aren’t straight up

[Spenser Dickeson @spenser_lynn]

My son is staying at his grandmas tonight. I thought my hubby and I would go on a date or at least put real clothes on... but here we are both separately trolling the shit out of my best friend’s company’s live video on Facebook... while eating cheeseburgers and milkshakes

[Spenser Dickeson @spenser_lynn]

Actual convo in my living room earlier....
Me- “Hey Jax, do you want a fruit strip or granola bar?”
Jax- “Yes. Eat. ”
Hubby- “why don’t we just fix him some lunch?”
Me- “because it’s 9:45...”
Parenting means the days are long and the years are short

[Spenser Dickeson @spenser_lynn]

mine are so vivid and boring honestly!! I’ll dream about just a normal day at work, and sometimes I remember it later and think it’s a memory!

[Spenser Dickeson @spenser_lynn]

@notcodyitscote Lol pretty sure she had some ribs removed too

[Spenser Dickeson @spenser_lynn]

@chipgaines I teach pre-school in FL! My kids don’t get as much playground time & we can’t go to many special areas! We only leave our classroom once a day, & we have to be sure not to pass another class in the hall. We cannot wait for this to be gone!!

https://t.co/piSUHMi9ME

[Spenser Dickeson @spenser_lynn]

@RawBeautyKristi Working while sleep deprived... but now I can hardly remember it! Once he started sleeping I no longer considered parenting that hard!! Now it’s just having to be on my toes all the time!

[Spenser Dickeson @spenser_lynn]

@fentybeauty GARNET/MAROON

[Spenser Dickeson @spenser_lynn]

@MorpheBrushes Not a damn thing. I like @dunkindonuts ☕️

[Spenser Dickeson @spenser_lynn]

@calpremalone I mean there are worse people to look like 😂

[Spenser Dickeson @spenser_lynn]

@notcodyitscote 🔥🔥🔥

[Spenser Dickeson @spenser_lynn]

@RawBeautyKristi And when he “reads” to me.... 🥺

[Spenser Dickeson @spenser_lynn]

@RawBeautyKristi The random ass hugs my 1.5 year old gives me.... he even pats me on the back or rubs my back like I do him 😂
Also- ANYTHING they do for the first time, my husband and I are like OHMYGOSHDIDYOUSEETHAT!!!?!!

[Spenser Dickeson @spenser_lynn]

@dailyallison 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[Spenser Dickeson @spenser_lynn]

@idreamofcarly Lol bc same

[NASA @NASA]

The crew will switch their spacesuits to battery power at 7:35am ET. Terms to know: 🔽

-Egress = exit
-EVA = Extravehicular Activity (spacewalk)
-PGT = Pistol Grip Tool (drill)
-BRT = Body Restraint Tether
-APFR = Articulating Portable Foot Restraint

https://t.co/F5eAw4NYrj

[Spenser Dickeson @spenser_lynn]

I was okay until the steak. Now I’m queasy 🤢

[TikTok US @tiktok_us]

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