Perilous Balance

Fleet of mind and keen of foot

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

i don’t know who needs to hear this: you are a bad person for wanting human connection

[Babybloodbjorn @kikoscasino]

they should make a butthole that’s just for sex no poop

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

I know about someone who “served fish”.

And five thousand who “ate”.

[Perilous Balance @spicy_btw]

@_jewag if its any consolation i thought it was one of the best fanmade comics ive ever read

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days.

ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

[isaac @confurted_]

male/male penis_size_difference frottage animated get down from there

[Perilous Balance @spicy_btw]

@jmoriboy wait im curious about the hope player part , what would she fit better as ?

[🔻 run a-faye with me! @hyfenphaye]

To my knowledge as a complete and deliberate outsider, gooseworx is a reasonably smart artist forced into having a fanbase of drooling idiots because she unfortunately decided to treat animation as a legitimate art form

[Perilous Balance @spicy_btw]

Excitedly ticking down days on a calendar leading up to a circled date labeled “die like dog on street”

[Mr. Bitches @desivirgil]

Whoever said “life is short” did not wake up before 9am once in their life because the days just never end

[Cüneyt @Cuneyt_S_Sevi]

How it feels to not have a weird route save

[D7om (DELTARUNE slop) @StarwalkerFan]

“jevil”

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

mondays aren’t so hard once u cannot tell days apart from each other

[Perilous Balance @spicy_btw]

@Lust_If_Peak Every 1 in 3 english aphorisms is a Shakespeare original bro i don’t want to hear none of this

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Remember, it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car and flip through 50 settings to use navigation or turn ac on.

[zeros‼️ @amazingzeros]

sonic fan pissing their pants about fortnite as if sora ai getting deleted didn’t set their games back by 20 years

[✰ @breathinjennies]

this tweet being the moment we were freed