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[spikeocons @spikeocons]

@RealBobMortimer Roger Lewis, any chance you could send me a high res picture of the owl on Dr. Shakamotos jumper? He’s become a bit of a style icon and I wish to recreate his fashion sense for a friend to wear at the next London Fasion week. Think of the children, can you help?

[spikeocons @spikeocons]

I’ve just made twitter, purely to tweet @easyJet your shit fucking app said it had checked me in, and because you utter cunts oversell flights, I’m currently sat waiting to see if someone “doesn’t show up.” Absolute fucking joke, £250 and a flight tomorrow does not cut it.