angela

hawaiian chick with an oakland attitude. I like to rock.

[angela @spiralite]

Trying a hydrogel mask for the first time - feels like I just slapped some slimy seaweed on my face. MAKE ME PRETTY, WEIRD GOO THING!!!!

[angela @spiralite]

Box office probs - guest asks questions about venue. You give answers. Guest then says "that's too much information!". Um....Ok...

[angela @spiralite]

@heybailshey @RuPaul I might know someone.....

[angela @spiralite]

When you block someone on twitter and then realize who the fuck cares I barely use this shit anyway

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Our prediction for the election results tonight is that people regret not voting Bernie in the primaries

[angela @spiralite]

So if hes shitty enough to string u along, whats he gonna do w those sexy pics u sent???? 😓

[angela @spiralite]

Hey well way to go on being a pussy. #vaguetweet

[angela @spiralite]

Throwin' sass around like confetti

[angela @spiralite]

Hawaii - where the bus driver stops to have a casual conversation with a buddy walking his dog on the sidewalk. 😩

[angela @spiralite]

#tfw you seem to be the lady they wanna fuck or just be friends with, but not the one to date. Sigh.

[angela @spiralite]

Cons of living on an island in the pacific: hurricane season. 😦

[angela @spiralite]

#tfw you have an awkward convo with a #tindermatch and they unmatch you before you get that screenshot to show your friends 😣

[angela @spiralite]

I went back home to the bay the other week and people kept telling me how tan I am. And I'm like "I'm not even at full Hawaiian, bro".

[angela @spiralite]

A guy asks to bum a cigarette and then afterwards instead of saying "thank you" he says "got a boyfriend?" SOLD. #nowomanever

[angela @spiralite]

I have a friend named Daniel. Needless to say, he's annoyed with me right now. #DamnDaniel "..black Vans, actually". 😂

[angela @spiralite]

#TFW you end up spending your Friday night stoned watching every Hellraiser movie on Netflix... 💀

[angela @spiralite]

When you have plans but then you find out there's a Carole King doc on PBS tonight and you're like oh mannn........

[angela @spiralite]

True culture clashing - I've started really enjoying putting avocado on my ramen. I miss you, Cali. #californianinhawaii #butalsohawaiian

[angela @spiralite]

you'll always be mine. always, and never.