Derek

[Derek @spiteboi]

Saw a woman I used to love living her best life. Hope she’s well and one day I approach the same. Miss you.

[Derek @spiteboi]

Discovered a 7 year old dm from responding to a story 😬

[Derek @spiteboi]

Oh god I’m cornered by them

[Derek @spiteboi]

Listening to any sort of reel in public over 50% volume should be punishable by law

[Derek @spiteboi]

@meatrocket99 Ye

[Derek @spiteboi]

CCR made hyperpop

[Derek @spiteboi]

Why the fuck is it labeled as a 6” wall if it’s actually 5-5/8”. It’s called 6 not 5-5/8. It’s the default wall in the program why is it lying to my face

[𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝙼𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚜 @SkinMuffins]

Maybe your baby is crying because it wants a cigarette.

[Derek @spiteboi]

@bnnyah Lucky me being broke and unhealthy

[Derek @spiteboi]

Fishing or looking to harvest me?

[Derek @spiteboi]

My mom cancer free as of today 😊

[Derek @spiteboi]

Literally the only time I have ever needed my Wacom tablet and it’s not working

[Derek @spiteboi]

So cool seeing one invasive plant kill another one

[Derek @spiteboi]

I fuckin lost this bottle of sunscreen as soon as I bought it if anybody has seen it pleas e tell me

[Derek @spiteboi]

I did it I remembered

[Derek @spiteboi]

$50 drinking does not go far enough

[Derek @spiteboi]

@bunnyaVR Wish my cat was better at catching mice 🥲

[Derek @spiteboi]

It’s a good thing I’m so tall bc she thinks im so stupid lmao

[Derek @spiteboi]

Damn bro the circus goes crazy