𐐝𐐬𐑉𐐯𐑌 𐐝𐐹𐐰𐑉𐐬

𐐤𐐄 𐐘𐐃𐐔𐐞 𐐤𐐄 𐐣𐐈𐐝𐐓𐐊𐐡𐐞

𐐔𐐀𐐙𐐁𐐝 𐐜 𐐗𐐊𐐡𐐇𐐤𐐝𐐀

[𐐝𐐬𐑉𐐯𐑌 𐐝𐐹𐐰𐑉𐐬 @spitewizard]

PRIEST: it is as the book of revelations foretells-- beans, beans, the magical fruit
DAMIAN'S DAD: what are you saying to me
PRIEST: the more you eat
DAMIAN'S DAD: I don't want to hear this!
PRIEST: THE MORE YOU TOOT, MR. AMBASSADOR JUST LIKE THE BIBLE FORETELLS

[𐐝𐐬𐑉𐐯𐑌 𐐝𐐹𐐰𐑉𐐬 @spitewizard]

actual Neutral Milk Hotel lyrics and chords

[𐐝𐐬𐑉𐐯𐑌 𐐝𐐹𐐰𐑉𐐬 @spitewizard]

you don't get it, superheroes are the gods of our modern mythology

[𐐝𐐬𐑉𐐯𐑌 𐐝𐐹𐐰𐑉𐐬 @spitewizard]

if this thing turns out to be Solaris the Tyrant Sun...

[𐐝𐐬𐑉𐐯𐑌 𐐝𐐹𐐰𐑉𐐬 @spitewizard]

comics are SERIOUS and FOR ADULTS

[𐐝𐐬𐑉𐐯𐑌 𐐝𐐹𐐰𐑉𐐬 @spitewizard]

how am I only just now learning that while the Justice League all have Bizarro versions, Bizarro Batman is dead, having been shot by his parents as a child

[𐐝𐐬𐑉𐐯𐑌 𐐝𐐹𐐰𐑉𐐬 @spitewizard]

Lex Luthor invents a flying kindle

[𐐝𐐬𐑉𐐯𐑌 𐐝𐐹𐐰𐑉𐐬 @spitewizard]

superman is great sometimes

[𐐝𐐬𐑉𐐯𐑌 𐐝𐐹𐐰𐑉𐐬 @spitewizard]

she uses the same meter and conveys the same meaning without sounding like a college freshman's tolkien fanfic. must be woke

[𐐝𐐬𐑉𐐯𐑌 𐐝𐐹𐐰𐑉𐐬 @spitewizard]

bro all the others say that too, they just did it in flowery fucking outdated trash language that obscures the meaning of the text. hers is the best of these by a mile, like, really obviously

[𐐝𐐬𐑉𐐯𐑌 𐐝𐐹𐐰𐑉𐐬 @spitewizard]

if I'm coming up with a name for my circle of friends, I'm pissed off that Legion of Doom and Brotherhood of Evil Mutants are taken

[𐐝𐐬𐑉𐐯𐑌 𐐝𐐹𐐰𐑉𐐬 @spitewizard]

I'm writing a play heavily based in the writings of paracelsus and cornelius agrippa, then Nosferatu goes and name-checks both of them, GOD DAMN IT now people will think I got it from there

[𐐝𐐬𐑉𐐯𐑌 𐐝𐐹𐐰𐑉𐐬 @spitewizard]

*jurassic park theme plays*

[𐐝𐐬𐑉𐐯𐑌 𐐝𐐹𐐰𐑉𐐬 @spitewizard]

movie dinosaurs should be as silly as modern dinosaurs

[𐐝𐐬𐑉𐐯𐑌 𐐝𐐹𐐰𐑉𐐬 @spitewizard]

gone away is the bluebird— got it. not a huge fan of the idea but I accept it. But this “new bird” that’s “here to stay?” are you threatening me? what the hell kind of bird is this anyway, why have we never seen it before? KEEP IT. I REJECT YOUR BIRD

[𐐝𐐬𐑉𐐯𐑌 𐐝𐐹𐐰𐑉𐐬 @spitewizard]

I opened the bin where I put "that's not right" and "well that's disturbing" so I could carefully discard "I can't unsee that" but now there's cliches flying all over the place. please, help me recapture them, "someone's enjoying this too much" bit me and I'm bleeding

[wint @dril]

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

[𐐝𐐬𐑉𐐯𐑌 𐐝𐐹𐐰𐑉𐐬 @spitewizard]

get me a Sybil Seely, what a babe

[𐐝𐐬𐑉𐐯𐑌 𐐝𐐹𐐰𐑉𐐬 @spitewizard]

someone buy me 100 sharpies

[The Public Domain Review @PublicDomainRev]

During one sleepless night in 1879, German priest Johann Schleyer felt a Divine presence telling him to create a universal language. The result was Volapük. @ArikaOkrent explores the rise + fall of the first invented language to gain widespread success: https://t.co/UoBCcq0Nr7