ronald reagan when i catch you…

haha you can’t call me ugly

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

he moves like six different people are controlling his head, torso and limbs and none of them are on speaking terms

[em 🍉 @vanderrwaals]

this is one of the greatest videos of all time

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

I saw a comment saying the U.S. is the only country in the World Cup without universal healthcare. And I was like nahhh no way that's accurate.
20 seconds on the world wide web later, THE UNITES STATES IS THE ONLY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD CUP WITHOUT UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

telling your parent that a video is AI feels like telling a child santa doesn’t exist

[teen vampire, aged 40 @witchesflight]

Happy Father’s Day to my dad. A few years back, I got an awful haircut and I was crying about it, and he came into my room and said “u have no idea how easy your life is. Do you know how hard it was for black female scientists in the 50s/60s?” (He just watched Hidden Figures)

[✮ rex ✮ @WOOSANCVNT]

back in 2021 one time i posted a picture of a brownie on main and oomf replied and was like: “can you tw food next time ?” so i deleted it and reposted with “tw // food” and then another oomf responded: “can you not tw food bc it actually frames food as negative” 😭😭😭

[cinder @blackcindyy]

this show is a money laundering front

[Eggy @2eggwhite]

Watching a budget cooking video and the woman has to adjust a literal Great Depression recipe because the ingredients would be too expensive in 2026

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Probably just a coincidence that a man becomes a trillionair about a year after having unfettered access to our government's finances, right? 🤔

[GL @gldivittorio]

For anyone feeling NYC fomo—if it's any conciliation, what this city experienced last night is just a preview of what will go down across the country when it finally happens

[Jack Cocchiarella 🌹 @JDCocchiarella]

We have to let Zohran run for president

[ayatrollah @ayatr0llah]

I will not stop New York posting it is 100% warranted

[Yves-Angeline @AdamantxYves]

Shout out to the strippers of NYC tonight. I hope you make your yearly salary in one weekend!

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

“We gonna be fighting over spit water because you wanna put MLK and Aaliyah on a jet ski for your fish fry.” 😭😭😭

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

clout sharks

[KJGD | Mumble @Soraismyson]

wemby said "I am in your head" then missed two free throws and sprawled out on that court lookin like the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

SPEECHLESS. LFGK.

[goo @vulniccura]

this is what it’s like playing nyt connections

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Courtside at MSG is funny because it’s like beloved former Knicks star from the ‘90s next to an insanely famous actor next to the CEO of a company that turns orphans into AI data center liquid coolant.

[Red Drummarts @redrummarts]

It was crazy getting into movies in high school and learning the dad from Diary of a Wimpy Kid had an actual career