gort

[Logan Reever @loganreever]

POV: you're a bug during recess

[dan campbell owns the bears @extramicrowave]

Holy overpay

[Dr. Hips&Lips @Hips_Lips_]

@u1f63a Any job feels good in this market

[Dan Dickerson Calls📞 @dannydHRs]

Spencer Torkelson walk off winner! Dan Dickerson on the call #DNMW

[Emil DeRosa @emilderosa]

How much laundry are Silicon Valley dudes doing? Every robot they come up with is shittily folding their clothes and then they're like finally free from the tyranny of folding clothes

[gort @splirp]

@LRjackjack8730 I never heard this song until I watched Project Hail Mary, I didn’t t know Harry Styles was moving like that

[Turn A Blind Eye When You See Me @ThaGodThanos]

TMZ is the FBI. I don't care what anybody says; TMZ got the Wilt Chamberlain 100-point footage in the vault somewhere. I’m sure of it.

[David Furones @DavidFurones_]

Wild stat: The last quarterback to lead the Dolphins and the Jets to a division title is the same: Chad Pennington.

[gort @splirp]

@swapilla @heirmeg This guy has a serial killer stare, not a Gen Z stare

[Football Classics @ClassicsNFL]

Lions vs Vikings Week 16, 2023.

[Football Classics @ClassicsNFL]

Lions vs Vikings Week 16, 2023.

[Johnny Baboon @shirts0]

Banking on having great draft classes every year isn’t a viable strategy. Even great GMs can’t hit like that. If you’re just going to ignore FA one bad draft class will sink you.

[Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL]

"What's in it for me Mr Recruiter man?"

"The GI Bill, health care subsidies, a pension plan, trigger the biblical end times"

"I'm sorry what?"

"Like I was saying you can buy a hellcat"

[Justin Rogers | Detroit Football Network @Justin_Rogers]

Montgomery's farewell, via Instagram.

[Pudgy @Pudgy890633]

@RjNol The obsession with Osiris is kept alive by the pedo class. The obelisk is dedicated to his golden phallus.

[Patrick Daugherty @RotoPat]

American sports have become this weird paradox where the only acceptable result in leagues with 30-plus teams is "championship" while at the same time ownership groups have never cared less about winning. Their ultimate goal is real estate appreciation. Something's got to give

[Mookie Alexander @mookiealexander]

K9 is in "price of the brick going up" mode tonight.

[FEMA Camp Counselor @DasSchinkenbrot]

@nytimes @TheAthletic I simply don’t care if Jannë Jumpenskiien is making his dong aerodynamic

[Many A True Nerd @ManyATrueNerd]

Guys, my uncle works for Nintendo, and he told me that tomorrow they're going to release Fallout 1 & 2 Remastered, in 3D, and with a new fishing minigame.

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

The really fucked up thing nobody’s talking about is they got a Celtics ring in between Super Bowls.