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spaghettipilled, noodlecore

[Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent @SecScottBessent]

Great to welcome @jakepaul to the Treasury Department today.

Jake’s path from content creator to entrepreneur and professional boxer is a distinctly American story. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Leopold Aschenbrenner @leopoldasch]

The best day of my life. I love you ❤️

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@madisontayt_ I thought everyone knew Jews controlled the media already

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Hell hath no fury like an internet service provider who didn’t get their equipment returned

[////////////////////////////////////// @fuckcomputer]

thank you tim cook this is goated

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@JasonPremoMFG @PepijnDemortier Six sevennnnnn

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@EBITDAddyLBO Did he really die

[beeple @beeple]

@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump GAME ON.

[Vice President JD Vance @VP]

Today I met with the Holy Father Pope Francis. I am grateful for his invitation to meet, and I pray for his good health.

Happy Easter!

[Farside Insights @FarsideInsights]

If every Signal group you are in plays the same joke, Signal becomes difficult to use and there is a risk of sending confidential information to the wrong people

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

you up?

[Amouranth @Amouranth]

I believe I shot one of them they wanted crypto is what they were yelling they pulled me out of bed

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

Question:
"Can you explain your use of burner phones over the years and encouraging employees and others to only use the messaging app Signal, which is known for its privacy features?"

Answer:
Since you also use Signal to ensure the confidentiality of your communications, I will message you there.

Reader's note
Her goal with this question is to make security measures look suspicious rather than responsible.

[vitalik.eth @VitalikButerin]

@owocki @ameensol make communism great again

Milady

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@breadnomore Steve Jobs had an orgasm onstage at the 2005 Macworld Expo?

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https://t.co/bnoaX92GRZ

NICKELS COST 14¢

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@elonmusk End the Fed

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@kanyewest A lot to unpack here