no

I am a hologram

[clithony findertano @ducktelevision]

sometimes a big dawg (me) needs a pup cup (8-16 beers)

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

@Magemalio See if it was me, I would have shot lightning from my hands and vaporized that kid for daring to question my awesome powers

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

you get up at noon and dont accomplish anything, ive been up since the crack of dawn not accomplishing things

[conspiracy scholar @rednecksluttt]

being alive is all about smashing your fingers and hitting your head on shit

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

My buddy mistakenly thought his electrician's license gave him the ability to kill without threat of prosecution

[cav empty @cavempty_]

at the therapist and the only dialogue option im being offered is ‘im thinking of harming myself and/or others’

[Ken Cheng @kenchengcomedy]

This happened to me on the way to a job interview and it taught me a valuable lesson.

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

When I see someone with Meta glasses I feel like Pol Pot

[The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr]

in 1846 a group of pioneers became trapped in the snow. starving, delirious, and dying they were forced to consume the flesh of their dead comrades, thinly shaved and warmed on vertical spits by the campfire, served on thin bread. that is why today we know it as the döner pass

[Mother Jones @MotherJones]

Locals didn’t think Roundup was being sprayed near Lake Tahoe. So @natethecurious went to find out.

Nate dug up maps from the Forest Service's website, and headed to a spot where one of them indicated spraying might already be happening.

Public uproar has echoed across the Tahoe area since April, when our yearlong Mother Jones investigation revealed that, in California, the fastest-growing use of glyphosate—the main ingredient in Roundup—is to spray forested areas, including this massive new project around Lake Tahoe.

As the public outcry grew over the past few weeks, news begin circulating on social media that the Forest Service was backing off. “They cancelled the plan!" one person wrote. "People showed up to meetings, called our representatives and it’s finally cancelled. OUR VOICES MATTERED ON THIS ONE.”

But that wasn't true. At Sierra-at-Tahoe, Nate stood on a mountainside that clearly had been doused in glyphosate. The plants around him were nearly all dead—killed with the controversial herbicide, which the World Health Organization's International Agency for Research on Cancer has deemed a probable human carcinogen—and that a 2020 report from the US Environmental Protection Agency said likely harms 93 percent of endangered species.

You can read Nate's full report at https://t.co/MQyaBkIMgb.

[Mark Ames @MarkAmesExiled]

US officials leaking to WaPo how badly Israel is weakening the Empire, shows growing resentment. Yet Israel remains confident that there’s no sacrifice Washington won’t make for Tel Aviv’s benefit, up to and including national suicide, and so far Israel’s been proven right

[yoshimi red @nise_yoshimi]

when the online rightwinger starts talking about how classical heroes were manly and stoic and paragons of virtue you have to realise theyre not actually talking about achilles or odysseus but about master chief from halo 2

[breaker box @poisonjr]

many people only feel comfortable looking at ads and will become distressed when they see anything that would be unjustifiable in an ad

[Haitham in Gaza 🇵🇸🍉 @HaithamElmasri1]

After starving us for more than two years, this is the food that Israel allowed to be brought in.

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

hate when somebody pulls up to a stop sign before me and waves me through. who the fuck do you think you are? you don’t get to decide. those aren’t the rules. fuck you

[まだ面白い @madaomoshiroi]

プラスチックのコップを被ってたタコ、居心地悪そうにしているのを見兼ねたダイバーが、良さそうな貝殻を数枚渡すと、気に入ったものを選んで交換しダイバーに手を振り海の向こうに消えていく様子が撮影される…

[😵‍💫 @samc00ke]

I am supine suntanning naked in the yard. My phone rings. It’s my basil guy. “The plants just came in,” he says. “They’re coming off the truck right now. Four different species.” I bolt upright. “You’re kidding,”

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

i feel like there is no limit to how drunk i can get and good i can feel , not even the sky

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

@Soyskay96 I have a very normal brain