Space Tang

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Remember when this used to be the worst fear of the right

[🅱️askerville @WB_Baskerville]

I heard someone say yesterday that if they had the one wish willow from Obsession they’d wish that cigarettes were good for you. I remain astounded by their Christlike love for all mankind.

[Jane Altoids @staticbluebat]

In 2026 we get health information from They Might Be Giants instead of the FDA

[doomer @uncledoomer]

one jimothy is an adorable meme, but two jimothys probably means theres some horrible chemical spill thats mutating racoons

[maia arson crimew facts and tea @awawawhoami]

i think i just watched oomfs account get nuked in real time for this bit

[Claire @JimmyGibbsJrFan]

MY PARENTS STILL LOVE ME

[sackboy daily @sackboydaily]

not even a full 24 hours

[Jasmine('s boobs hurt) @Ranting_Trans]

By the way, I am Australian and I am single. Just in case any broke trans girl overseas needs a little help

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

When your one wish to the genie is to make Mitch McConnell braindead but the genie is woke so nothing changes

[cat @dollshojo]

*watching my parents wedding video* this is fucking hetslop

[✨️Claire✨️ @SteelCityClaire]

oh jesus everyones gonna learn how to spot boymoders its actually over

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

I think its so cool that the corporate survival strategy in the video game industry is to fire anyone who's ever made a video game

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

It may also be worth mentioning right now that the Afghanistan pull-out that helped make Biden so unpopular was also more or less actually Donald Trump’s fault

[͏weeabob @weeabob]

i didn’t care about this whole video game larp discourse until i read someone saying they’ve NEVER played their favorite game but they’ve watched “tons of different gameplays”. like bro that’s your favorite movie

[neon (unserious) @neon_heartbeat]

starting to see what the French’s whole beef with this place is

[Dr. Alex Zawacki @achillghost]

Is there a scientific reason no one has been able to replicate the original video of the cop being ejected at Mach 2 or did the slide just judge him impure of heart

[ostonox @ostonox]

"can you guarantee a knicks championship in your first term?" "inshallah"

promises made, promises kept

[Hasan 👁‍🗨 @flackospalace]

I hope y’all know Mamdani is gonna be mayor for as long as he wants now

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Today, Elon Musk, a trillionaire, pays the same amount into Social Security as someone making $184,500.

If we end that absurdity and lift the cap on taxable income, we can make Social Security solvent for 75 years and expand benefits by $2,400. My Social Security bill does that.