Jackie’s ghost kicked the hornets nest

Love many, Trust few. always paddle your own canoe *lead singer of the Flambé Spiders.

[Jackie’s ghost kicked the hornets nest @spottedhole]

Yep

[Jackie’s ghost kicked the hornets nest @spottedhole]

Watching my chihuahua try to catch the groundhog is my new favorite pass time.

[JustElliot @JustElliot2]

Whenever I hear a cell phone ring I think about the fact that I’ve had the ringer turned off on my phone for about 20 years.

[Uncle Bob 🍩 @UncleBob56]

Fun fact: During your lifetime, you produce enough saliva to fill two swimming pools. 🤤

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

Whenever I want to feel nostalgic, I walk down the cereal aisle at the grocery store.

[Uncle Bob 🍩 @UncleBob56]

What's the difference between a healthy rabbit and a dad joke?

One's a fit bunny, the other's a bit funny.

[Uncle Bob 🍩 @UncleBob56]

My grandson came home from 1st grade and said: "Abraham Lincoln died".... then he cried.

Then he asked: "Who's President now?".... and I cried.

[Jackie’s ghost kicked the hornets nest @spottedhole]

Ugly crying while reading a book is no longer on my bucket list
#romantacy #BookLovers

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

It was almost as if the people at the DMV had never seen a Denim Bathrobe before.

[ЯOB.G @TheReaIRobG]

Before you decide to have kids, just know this, They want you to buy them stuff, ALL THE TIME!!

[Jackie’s ghost kicked the hornets nest @spottedhole]

@Marcmywords2 I really hope she’s alive

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

If any deal we make doesn’t include the immediate and unconditional release of Nancy Guthrie, then that’s a hard pass for me.

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

The best part of not having sex is tweeting about it.

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

I don’t need to be enemies with someone just because you don’t like them, I’m quite capable of making enemies all by myself.

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

Your Tweet was very insightful, who knew that excessive masturbation could make someone so preceptive .

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

The road to Hell is paved with Good Intentions, while the road to Ruin is paved with Tolerance.

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

Ozempic if it’s a boy, Skyrizi if it’s a girl, Entresto if it’s Mexican.

[DaddyJew @DaddyJew]

FYI, all of your Salt Life bumper stickers look like they say Slut Life

[Humphrey U Bogart @OfficialUBogart]

I ain't broke.. I'm cheap.. Big fuckin difference

[DaddyJew @DaddyJew]

sure you could try dating in the 21st century or you could just go jump in front of a bus and save yourself the hassle

[Bad Mikey @BadMikeyBad]

It’s a great day to not be a scumbag