spoup

83, dont know how to use this thing 😁all of you have a Lovely day

[Veggie @bigboybokchoy]

The reason you’re unhappy is that you haven’t found the right thing to buy. There’s something out there you can purchase that will make this all go away

[gabriel @castleb0y]

job market is booming

[sexpert @sahib14384912]

i was selling my body on the jeremy renner app

[🦠 the bacterium 🧫 @an_actual_cell]

i have seen this video like 40 times and i still can't understand how this thing got so fat

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

he’s not serious?

[ryan @ryangaur]

Odyssey plot hole: Why was the Cyclops making goats cheese with no profit incentive or shareholders to create value for?

[the young thug of twt ひ @zaycondonez]

u gotta leave them nothin burgers alone and come fw a burger king

[🌴🪸walkup kitties @walkupkitties]

i put him in warm towels right out of the dryer while i was folding laundry

[nov* @DRACOWORLDORDER]

dude was damn near an inch away from gettin his neck snapped by a woman half his size LMFAO

[rodrick @randmtwtuser04]

if i were a manager i’d let my employees goof off and dick around while i sit in the back office and abuse substances

[turbomander @turbomander]

"we are close to creating an oil that can cure any ailment" - guy selling snake oil

[spoup @spoupyced]

@ohsethy she

[ZealousChoice @ZealousChoice]

Who ever said “pickle down rickonomics” was a visionary holy shit this administration is horrifyingly reddit

[★ @AUGM3NTD34TH]

Two normal people #csh

[kirbs @akibootybounc30]

i lent a guy a vonnegut anthology once & said he could mark it up and he gave it back having given up after the first story & this was all he left me

[very tall bart @TallBart]

Future historians will study this day for generations

Future historian: (Getting sucked by an alien) Fuuuck

[micheal @godsb0y]

ate the sandwich before i finished my chores

[morgan 🔻 @occamschainsaaw]

billions must read

[Joe Bernstein @Bernstein]

At a party on Saturday, I had too much wine and began making gross generalizations instead of my usual fine distinctions. I regret this behavior — it’s not who I am, and it won’t happen again.

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

my favorite part about arby’s is how they let you pay with your body