@NickButchart When I ran with my buddies they would make me run in front because I was tallest and would knock out all the spiderwebs. If I ran in the back, I still got them in the face. It's the worst.
@budsbackyardbar As a person with a Christmas season birthday, this is perfect. It's like every birthday I've had, summarized. Also, be sure to give it a few days late.