laura ౨ৎ

I am God figuratively, the real ones on vacation.

[ibis(tiny bird eater)𓅠 @tired_ibis]

the harvest was bonitful .

[ollie • birdposting @highqualityape]

“Five isn’t a lot” imagine five American woodcocks doing this in front of you

[John Beef Wellingoon 🔺🇮🇹 @jbeefwellingon]

It seems my ex wife has child custodymogged me due to my
neglectmaxxing

[⏖ 𓈒 006 𓏼 @1wizyex1]

Me when I don't get a billion likes 5 seconds after posting

[maple @maplelapel]

"nothingburger" is american propaganda. we call it nothingpoutine

[lesbian satan 🦎 @harleydarlings]

STEVIE NICKS DON’T MAKE UNNECESSARY JOURNEYS DON’T TAKE RISKS ON TREACHEROUS ROADS AND DON’T SWIM IN THE SEA

[laura ౨ৎ @spxmb]

I can’t escape this fucking midwest emo Seth Macfarlane x John Travolta song it’s haunting my TL like a bad dream

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚗 𝚔 ✪ ʜᴇᴀᴠʏ ᴍᴇᴛᴀʟ ʜᴜsᴛʟᴀ @kenn_k]

say anything
"wow, i can get sexual too" [2005]

[Oh Canaduh @CanaduhOh]

A beautiful woman named Environment Canada is texting me about a severe weather warning

[bb @weenerskizo_b]

the poop doesn’t fall far from the pee

[JoëlMatipFanClub @jmatipfanclub]

You’re just blatantly not me nan

[pitchfork ate that @ijimaia]

When you have a friend

[Melanie Bracewell @meladoodle]

you gotta feel for hughesy, he's living from his tenants' paycheck to tenants' paycheck

[laura ౨ৎ @spxmb]

@familyhyaenidae this product being the most oily makeup remover ever created lmfao

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

You couldnt last a day in my jorts

[323 @Ggod323]

The stripper could like me tho

[laura ౨ৎ @spxmb]

Canada fish

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

what kinda fish is this

[Zion @zionszzn]

I hate a 4 way stop cus everybody stupid