Ewald Cress

Black Lives Matter. That is non-negotiable. Everything else is my own opinion. he/him

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Oh, well, that's that I guess.

I'm @ewald.bsky.social

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@d_feldman You have been a favourite account on here. Hope to find you elsewhere. And of course commiserations from afar.

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@miffythegamer Similar energy in the poses!
https://t.co/Q5XFqNRPir

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@atchley_sr @d_feldman No, no, you use cups of uncertain origin for the rice but fingers for the water level. Wanna step outside so we can settle this properly?

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@d_feldman Exactly. That's what made me wonder if I ended up in some parallel universe. But you can totally imagine some New Age pseudoscience featuring ephemeri. Not your meemaw's ephemera.

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@d_feldman Tangential tale. I once switched on the car radio in the middle of some panel discussion on a subject that took me a while to parse. It seemed to involve the brain, human perception, and a word form I hadn't heard before: "ephemeri" (weird plural of ephemeral artefacts). Reparse.

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@sqL_handLe @BuckWoodyMSFT Pudding you say? They don't call me Eval for nothing.

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@miffythegamer Hat tip to this lovely bit of layout from a Bridgewater Hall mailshot.

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@cath_venables @sundersays I am pretty relaxed about split infinitives, but hot damn, "to one day govern" seems designed to rumble me as a pointless pedant.

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@DachshundColin And I'll most certainly keep it in a box.

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@sqL_handLe They call him The Pessimizer.

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@BuckWoodyMSFT I think we finally found the missing link between Sauron and Tron.

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@sqlstudent144 @sqL_handLe Googled out of curiosity, and there I find you writing about this oddity on Sql Server Central a few years ago.

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@sqlstudent144 @sqL_handLe Funny thing, Kenneth, I was just having an "I know you from the forum" moment. Had occasion to spend a bit of time with ScriptDom, and I found this ambiguous thing that seemed to suggest it models the ability to update a column and a variable in one go...

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@furt1v3ly Ya gotta take the troughs with the peaks

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@katyjohnson30 @miffythegamer That's how you play the game!

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@twitonatrain @DrivebyDogboy @MooseAllain Maybe it's only a few people who desire to be dinky little lorries?

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@bmay Imagine how many avocado toasts you can buy for the price of a smoking habit.