Sasha Mae

[Sasha Mae @SquashaMae]

Last name hungry, first name always

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Driving by Target on my way to “the good Target”

[Sasha Mae @SquashaMae]

Hahahaha have some and chill my guy

[Cernovich @Cernovich]

Marijuana isn’t edgy, you’re not in high school anymore. Celebrating “420 day” means you’re a drug addict looking for validation.

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

“bro” n “dude” but romantically

[lamps @layumps]

if sea turtles tried paper straws they would understand

[Sasha Mae @SquashaMae]

@VanceNelson94

[Sasha Mae @SquashaMae]

@MinneStyle I feel this deep in my soul 😅

[Abbi Crutchfield @curlycomedy]

I honestly think we are asking too much of cauliflower.

[♥mark magark♥ @markedly]

I have a very serious condition called "needing to be cozy all the time"

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

who tf sees a tomato slice in their burger and just keeps it there

[trash jones @jzux]

no offense to plates but literally any food is better in a bowl

[Sasha Mae @SquashaMae]

@moshjattson The color 👍🏼🤙🏼✌🏼
The name 👎🏼🤢🥴

[𝐚-𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐧 @wydccalamity]

sneakily opening the shazam app instead of asking for the name of the song that’s playing

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

you ask a girl if she ate, she gonna say "yeah i had my coffee today”

[toxic king @toxicking]

euphoria this

euphoria that

why don’t eu look phor ia job