Meetran Vathayan

[Meetran Vathayan @squid_vicious98]

I’m at orientation for my new job and we’re doing ice breakers. My question was “would you rather live 200 years in the past or 200 years in the future”. I said future, and when he asked me why it took every ounce of retrain I have to not say because I’m black.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

cc: @howardlutnick

[Clayton Davis @ByClaytonDavis]

3-4 of these should be here. The rest do not.

[CHUCK INGLISH said it. @Chuckisdope]

Mann what the fuck is this headline

[Underdog NFL @UnderdogNFL]

Plaxico Burress compared playing with the Jets to prison:

"They're both kind of similar because when I walked into prison on my first day, I was like, 'damn man you a fucking loser.' And I had the same damn feeling every day I walked through the door with the Jets."

[Rep. Joyce Beatty @RepBeatty]

The facts are clear: Trump is making life easier for billion-dollar corporations, while making it harder for working people.

[Ronak Trivedi @therealRoShow]

Don’t go to Europe and ask for an egg n cheese on a roll after a night out 💀

[FLOSKI✰ @_FloMilli]

So tea 🫦

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

LeBron really dragging this out now 😭

[DoorDash @DoorDash]

didn’t Pick The Champ? don’t worry we got you.🏆⚽️

even the losers can win on DoorDash.😉

https://t.co/CwINZoOsOM

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Finding this quite hard to stomach from a country that is bombing the shit out of other countries…

[Zo Brown @receipts_lol]

The people conducting the poll (Harvard) chose "Hamas" instead of "Palestinian" but they still didn't get the answer they designed the question for.

[pinkleftygirl @pinkleftygirl]

Deadbeats be like “I don’t want to be involved in my child’s life but I still want the benefit of being a present father”.

[Anthony @anthonyyylp]

les Grecs ont inventé le sexe

et c'est les Romains qui se sont aperçus qu'on pouvait y rajouter des femmes

[Willow ⛧ @willothewoods]

As a fundie homeschool kid, she's absolutely correct. In fact, she could even stand to be much more mean.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Emmitt Till was only 14 when he was kidnapped and murdered. His mother insisted on an open casket so the world could see what racism had done to her son.

[the spotless mind🌊✍🏽 @LuvlyMarsh]

Niggas frying the planet for bullshit

[Hadi @HadiNasrallah]

Where are Aisha and her daughter Huda? What have they done to them?

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

She's seen Messi and Hitler both

[bigkhing @bigkhing001]

So weird when a parent of a gay child is homophobic. U made a gay person. Ur literally the gay source. Ur the carrier of gay. Ur the gay factory