mum to a cactus

🦩

[cmat @cmatbaby]

‘Lord, Let That Tesla Crash’ on Tiny Desk with The Very Sexy CMAT Band x x

https://t.co/arXLV5JhKR

[Connor Ewing @ConnorMEwing]

I feel seen.

[Calgie @christiancalgie]

Life ‘not for living’ says joyless bastards

[quetzal_rainbow @quetzal_rainbow]

Thank you demonic skull of wisdom

[Wizard of Barge @wizardofbarge]

sometimes being too stupid to quit is all it takes 🙂

[ToonHoleChris @toonholechris]

Magic trick

[lily @slammablelecter]

my cousin died in a Microsoft Authenticator accident

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Good luck to everyone getting their A Level results today. May you each be photographed jumping in mid-air to your heart’s content.

[anna🦋 @tzannatzik]

Can't believe Ann Widdecombe was only 78, she has been old my entire life

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[S. I. Rubinstein @si_rubinstein]

Andy Burnham to make ‘Northern’ a protected characteristic under the Equality Act 2010.

[Rhodesia @Rhodesiaonsol]

Unfortunately I believe he is about to experience what it is like to get crushed by a girl at 19 as part of his reverse aging process

[𝑆𝐼𝐴𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝑌𝑀𝐸𝑆 🫧 @SianThymes]

sunday scaries hitting me harder than that wheel of cheese that killed martine mccutchen in midsomer murders

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

AI cheating has gotten so bad that I now feel genuine affection for horrifically bad essays clearly written by the student

[Dimmeh Looming @TheDimmeh]

JoJo Rabbit (2013)

[Wizard of Barge @wizardofbarge]

I fear the kingdom may be cooked, m’lord

[sneep @sneepsnorp3d]

i am like one more soul-destroying conversation away from buying this shirt and wearing it to parties