@mgdurrant Hi Matt! I’m interested in applying for the resident baddie position, but I don’t see it listed here.
I could come in completely at random for about 1-2 hrs a day and transfix your staff with my beauty and whimsy, which will consequently inspire a work ethic increase of 400%
@BeNiceToMatthew Ohmygod my favorite thing to do at parties is find the oldest white man in the room and ply him for war stories. I’m always horrified and I imbue them with shame via expertly crafted questions
that 5-minute window after smoking where you realize you took one hit too many, and now you have to sit perfectly still on the couch trying to negotiate a ceasefire agreement with your own brain.
a vc told me startups keep raising because talent is expensive so i asked why talent is expensive and he said everyone has to pay $4,000 rent to live near the office so i asked what happens when rents go up again and he said the startups have to raise another round so i said it sounds like he’s feeding his capital to SF landlords and then he started crying
Those white boys killed that young black man. And will most likely get away with it UNLESS we bring more attention to it and DEMAND the police system do something about it.
I love reminding men that being a pregnant woman in the US is more dangerous than being a cop, a firefighter or working on an oil rig. ESPECIALLY when you are black, brown or indigenous.
@LUXURYLAW I hand-sculpt everything. Like actually. Not like those people who say “handmade”, but they use computers and machines. If you work with me you will always be in awe of what I’m capable of.