Sir Areias

''No fundo odeio pessoas, pessoas fazem me fumar, e fumar faz-me morrer, e morrer não vinha a calhar''

[Grifty @TheGriftReport]

Jeremy Clarkson has given an update on his prostrate cancer:

"Hello everyone. Now the more observant amongst you would have noticed that I'm not dead, and I'm not just not dead, I'm perfectly fine. My eyebrows in particular are looking very lustrous.

And the reason why I'm fine is because the doctor caught the prostate cancer early, and they caught it early because, I got tested.

Now I know a lot of you will say, 'Eww, I don't want to be tested because it means someone will have to put their finger in me,' but it's just a blood test these days.

And if you go to your doctor and he says, 'Well I'm not going to test you because you don't have any symptoms and you're not in a high risk category,' just lie. Say you've got symptoms. Say that you have to get up 32 times in the night for a wee and there's some dribbling.

Because look, 10, 12 thousand people, men to be honest, die every year in the UK from prostate cancer. Don't be one of them. Get tested."

Glad you are well Jeremy and sharing this message!! @JeremyClarkson

[cine gusta (グスタ) @cine_gusta]

Sabe por que Smoking Behind the Supermarket with You tem nota altas e mesmo galera tentando cancelar a obra nao conseguiram ?

Por que é uma obra adulta, em meios a tantos romances adolescentes. ela veio como um ar fresco pra muita gente.

Um homem trabalhos sem malicia nenhum querendo aproveitar seu momento de lazer interagindo com uma garota que ele mal reconhece que atendente do mercadinho que ele gosta.

A interação dele sé boa, eles são adulto e sabem o que fazem.

[International Cyber Digest @IntCyberDigest]

THEY ARE GOING TO BAN VPNs
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THEY ARE GOING TO BAN VPNs
THEY ARE GOING TO BAN VPNs

[Sir Areias @sr_areias]

@Mazino130 @SadoukiMilo @son_gao Yes, true, however none of them are actually employed in this manner as is Mazino.
Sure, Jahad, Enryu and are often mentioned and used as political objects, but Mazino is the "strongest" that you actually have a direct line of sight into, whom interacts the most with the world

[Sir Areias @sr_areias]

@SadoukiMilo @son_gao True, out of all "strongest of their verse" characters, Mazino is the one that encompasses it all the better
And funny enough, he's not even the absolute strongest in Tower of God

[Felipe👨‍💻- e/acc @FelipeTechPM]

> O ano é 2006
> Você chega da escola
> Vai direto pro computador
> Abre o uTorrent
> Percebe que ainda faltam alguns minutos
> Sua internet de 200kb não é lá essas coisas
> Ok, você tem tempo de almoçar
> Meia hora depois retorna
> Legal, a ISO terminou de baixar!
> Deixa o seed ligado por um tempo
> Outra pessoa quer baixar também
> Abre o Nero (quem lembra?)
> Burning…
> Grava a ISO!
> Abre o Daemon Tools (os de verdade sabem)
> Monta a imagem
> Instala o jogo!
> Inicia… ainda está pedindo um CD
> De volta pra internet
> Procure um crack No-Cd
> Baixe o crack
> AVAST grita: uma ameaça foi detectada!
> De volta pra internet
> Encontre um keygen russo misterioso
> Você vê dois botões, mas não fala russo
> Escolha com sabedoria
> Apareceu um código na tela!
> Copia, cola, copia, cola, copia, cola…
> Inicia o jogo de novo
> Tá rodando, bora caralho
> EA GAMES, challenge everything! 🫦
> Tun de run dun, de run de run dun oooh 🔈
> Through the window, to the wall (the wall)🔉

Eu vivi isso, tempos bons que não voltam mais 🥹

[JT @jiratickets]

How those first few minutes of the morning hit before you inevitably have to open a Microsoft application

[ROBIN @urokage]

but you know whats just getting STARTED??

[青(joe) @waywardjoe]

おやすみ

[Abdel @rockkdev]

New Robinhood phishing chain that's kinda beautiful:

1. Attacker creates an RH account using the Gmail dot trick of your email (same inbox, different address)
2. Sets device name to HTML
3. RH's "unrecognized activity" email renders the device name unsanitized (html injection)

The result is a real email from [email protected], DKIM pass, SPF pass, DMARC pass, with a phishing CTA

Just because it's real, doesn't mean it's safe... $HOOD

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

The research behind this is wild. A baby is born and doesn't breathe. The window to fix it is 60 seconds. Doctors call this window the Golden Minute. And the first rule on the protocol is don't rush, because rushing actively breaks the technique.

Roughly 1 in every 10 babies needs help breathing right after they're born. The American Heart Association and American Academy of Pediatrics worked out the exact sequence years ago, and it's the playbook used in hospitals around the world.

Step one is the simple part: dry the baby, keep them warm, tilt the head a little to open the airway, rub the back, flick the soles of the feet. About 10% of newborns just need that small nudge to start breathing on their own.

If 60 seconds go by and the baby still isn't breathing, or the heart is going slower than 100 beats a minute, you grab a bag and mask. The bag is a rubber bulb. You squeeze it, and air pushes through the mask into the baby's lungs. You can see this in the second clip. Around 5% of all newborns need it. If it's working, the baby's heart speeds up. About 30 seconds later, you check again. If the heart is still under 60 beats a minute, you start chest compressions. Only about 1 to 3 babies out of every 1,000 ever reach that stage.

The bag and mask has one weak point. It only works if the mask seals tight against the baby's face, with no gaps at the rim. If air escapes around the edges, none of it reaches the lungs. The whole effort is just for show. A 2014 study at Leiden University in the Netherlands had medical staff try the technique on a training dummy. Inexperienced people leaked 51% of the air on their first attempt. After two minutes of focused practice, that number dropped to 11%. The seal is the whole thing, and shaky hands wreck it.

The calm in that video is what lets the hands stay steady. A steady hand keeps the seal tight, while a shaky one breaks it. Cochrane is the body that writes the most authoritative medical reviews in this field. Their review on this calls getting the air in cleanly the single most important step in saving a non-breathing baby. A panicking person with a bad seal might as well not be in the room.

Training does the rest. The NIH cites a study from Zambia where they trained midwives and nurses in this exact protocol. Out of every 1,000 babies born, the number who died in their first week dropped from 11.5 to 6.8. About a 41% drop, just from people learning to follow the steps in the right order without freaking out.

Around 900,000 babies a year die from not starting to breathe at birth, per the WHO. Most of those deaths come down to two things: no trained person on hand, or someone trained who rushed. The slow walk in the video is the technique. Slow hands and a steady mask save more babies than any other thing on the checklist.

[Sir Areias @sr_areias]

@RuivaMaisa_ @IcaroAckerman Eu, refizeram esse capítulo? Fraco da parte do autor, tinha mais era que ter deixado ahahah

[BuBBliK @k1rallik]

VERCEL GOT HACKED

ShinyHunters - the group behind the Ticketmaster breach - is selling Vercel's internal database for $2M on BreachForums

here's why every developer should care:

- they have NPM tokens and GitHub tokens
- Vercel owns Next.js - 6 million weekly downloads
- one malicious push = global supply chain attack
- Vercel confirmed the breach today, April 19
- they literally DMed the hackers on Telegram asking them to stop

rotate your env variables RIGHT NOW

[TVアニメ『炎炎ノ消防隊』公式｜各配信サイトで好評配信中 @FireForce_PR]

#FireForce after 25 years

[Niono aka CEOofYuukiKonno @Niono_beater]

Today, March 29, 2026, Yuuki Konno aka Zekken, passes away — a valiant warrior in both the virtual and real world, and a cherished leader of the Sleeping Knights.

Your sword may rest, but your light, courage, and smile will live on forever in our hearts, inspiring us always💜🕊️

[Sebastian Caliri @SebastianCaliri]

The full deck on Sid’s cancer approach is here:

https://t.co/2ikxpkXv82

Worth a read. Raw data for download is also available and linked in the deck

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

TeamPCP has done ANOTHER supply chain attack.

My Brother in Christ, how many of these fuckin' things are you going to do? YOU'VE DONE 50 FUCKING SUPPLY CHAIN ATTACKS. 50 SUPPLY CHAIN ATTACKS IN EIGHT FUCKING DAYS.

March 19th:
- Trivy

March 20th:
- EmilGroup (28 packages)
- OpenGov (16 packages)
- Teale-io (eslint-config)
- AIRTM (uuid-base32)
- PypeSteam (floating-ui-dom)

March 23rd:
- Checkmarx

March 24th:
- LiteLLM

March 27th:
- Telnyx

[Boston Radio Watch®️ @bostonradio]

You guys do know what ends up in the runoff that drains into the Charles, right? I’m all set with the steam treatment.

[Anime Tweets @AnimexTwts]

This anime is underrated asf