Sam Ward

Producer of @NeutralZonePod 🎤 Benchwarmer for @NottinghamDodge, @WalesDodgeball and @GBDodgeball🤾‍♂️ Long suffering ITFC fan ⚽️

[Sam Ward @sr_ward94]

@Rohan__Gill @PicturesFoIder That Venn diagram intersection of maths nerds who are football fans will know that it should be sqrt(-madrid^2) 😏

[Football Ramble @FootballRamble]

DID WE DO IT EARLY ENOUGH

[Sam Ward @sr_ward94]

I was going to tweet out a Merry Christmas message but then a bot that has been inactive for over a year decided to say it much better than I ever could

[Sweary Bercow @BercowSweary]

HAPPY FUCKING CHRISTMAS, CUNTYCHOPS

[Sam Ward @sr_ward94]

@Rohan__Gill @InertialObservr This is the content I live for

[Patrick Timmons @PatrickTimmons1]

United fans this season so far.

[Sam Ward @sr_ward94]

@JamieInglis93 @_DHOTYA @ChrisMurphyCT @this_vid

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Twitter Heritage from David Gold...

[Philipe Coutinho @Phil_Coutinho]

Hi. Today we had a game against the junior team. I scored two goals. Now at home watching a movie. bye

[Sam Ward @sr_ward94]

@NoContextRIP @JackKGRichmond @Rohan__Gill @borse1927 relatable af

[Sam Ward @sr_ward94]

@XboxSupport just DM'd you a question :)

[Sam Ward @sr_ward94]

@borse1927 The rarest of the rare in fact - being out without facing a ball on the first ball of the innings means being out for both a royal duck and a diamond duck simultaneously 🦆

[Sam Ward @sr_ward94]

@TonyCowards Exquisite 👏

[Sam Ward @sr_ward94]

@Rohan__Gill @BBCWorld Being better at a sport than someone else at school is bullying now? Surely it means we can’t play football in schools as whoever’s the last pick will feel bullied 😅 mongs

[! @WAVESGOD]

I have been on earth for 26 going on 27 years and I promise you this is THE first time I’ve seen a nigga pull something out the oven with a slice of bread

[Sam Ward @sr_ward94]

@SkyHelpTeam hi, I was expecting a call between 6 and 8 from someone in your team regarding setting up sky at a new address but didn’t hear anything - just wanted to enquire why this was and whether I could do anything through twitter to assist :)