Simon Cowell

Child of God, saved by grace. Husband to Jess, father to 4 awesome kidlets. Sport fanatic (esp. cricket, football & basketball)

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@MurrayJCampbell @heidimur @missrobyngrace "Celebrate the uniqueness of every individual." It's like they can't even hear themselves.

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@WisdenCricket Welcome to Wisden, Wally Floginson

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@Roryshiner Every single one of these is *chef's kiss*

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@emilykmay Wait, there are parents who have *never* yelled at their kids? I think someone's telling porkies 😂

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Literally all statistics about Italy

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@SThedell @ElizabethZirkle @keahbone Flip the question - the standards to enter into the position of eldership are rightly higher than those for salvation, so the demonstration of repentance to RE-enter such a position ought to be similarly higher

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@hanskristensen It's one of my internal best-starting-5-of-all-time debates. Magic or Stockton at the point?

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@adambspencer Yep. Even when we won the t20 World Cup, the best i could manage was "meh, that's cool I guess"
#notrealcricket

[Cricinfo @cricinfo]

What would be ⚽'s equivalent of the boundary count? 😉

https://t.co/SPW6Twz9D4 #TheBuzz

[Il Romanista @ilRomanistaweb]

La prima pagina dell'11 luglio 2021

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@KikiCharles @KyleJamesHoward Well yes, except that Jesus himself referred repeatedly and often to his "Father". You're absolutely right God isn't gendered, but "Father" (and variants thereof) is how we should refer to Him.

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Love the ironic cheer when Hawthorn get pinged for deliberate. #aflcatshawks

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50m penalty against Hodge for umpire abuse. Couldn't happen to a nicer bloke. #AFLCatsHawks

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Peter Bell keeps talking about some guy called Lin Yong... #worstcommentaryever #hesasiannotspanish #afleaglesdogs

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Boy, those Eagles fans must be playing peekaboo! #boooooo #AFLEaglesDogs

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What has been seen cannot be unseen. #chappocalendar
#moorerevue15

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Anyone seen the senior students anywhere?
#moorerevue15 #tradition

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@DamonAM and there's also no appreciation of the investment in r&d that is the fruit of space programs! #qanda

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So Francis Turretin - bit of a dude! #theologyfive

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What's the record for runs in a session? Can you help me out, @ESPNcricinfo?