Comrade Manager (of Flying J men’s bathroom)

UIUC MechE, Enginerd. Tweets represent the thoughts and opinions of me, myself, and I. (he/him)

[Comrade Manager (of Flying J men’s bathroom) @srizzo30]

Avus Blue is nice, but San Marino Blue takes the cake.

[Yousef Munayyer @YousefMunayyer]

The speed at which Israel went from "The Nakba never happened, it is a lie" to "Shut up or we will Nakba you again" to "Nakba here, Nakba there, Nakba, Nakba everywhere!" is pretty astonishing and, well, revealing.

[The Pissed Off Lawyer @legaltweetz]

Can’t have any pronouns, but measles is all good.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

1/29: first commercial plane crash in 16 years in DC
1/31: Learjet crash in Philly
2/5: Japan Airlines plane strikes Delta flight on runway in Seattle
2/6: Bering Air flight wrecks in Nome, Alaska
2/10: Plane crashes in Scottsdale, AZ
2/12: Military fighter jet crashes into San Diego Bay
2/16: Plane crashes in Covington, GA

*7 plane crashes* since the Trump administration congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”

[Adam @AdameMedia]

Never in history have the good guys taken pictures like this.

[Hampton Institute @HamptonThink]

Capitalists have spent the past 50 years privatizing (aka profitizing) every aspect of US society. Trump/Musk are seeking to finish the job Milei-style under the guise of Reagan's classic swindle: "Getting the government off your back!"

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

I had this weird idea of fatherhood where I was with them every day growing up and coached their teams and went to their activities, but I guess MAGA family values are a little different.

[AIPAC Tracker @TrackAIPAC]

@SenAdamSchiff Who killed the journalists, Adam?
https://t.co/ty9od8yfdh

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

You think measles is benign until you've seen a case of SSPE - an incurable complication of measles which causes kids to develop dementia, seizures and death.

It's preventable by the vaccine.

Anti vaxxers are deadly.

And now they are in charge.

[Rory Stewart @RoryStewartUK]

Dear Trump supporters - what is your justification for this?

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

remember Medicare for All? Wish that was still a thing

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

This is probably the most accurate take.

[Oksii ✚ 🇺🇦 @Oksii33]

MAGA Americans really don’t realize they’re sinking their own country and future economy by destroying US geopolitical influence.

Here’s a small hint: this will negatively affect your life. But you’re too stuріd to understand how crucial it is for America to remain a global leader and you’re throwing it away just to please russia.

Good luck, idіоts.

[James Surowiecki @JamesSurowiecki]

Lisa Murkowski on Feb. 6: Votes to confirm Russell Vought as head of OMB, after he said last year: "We want bureaucrats to be traumatically affected. We want to put them in trauma."

Lisa Murkowski on Feb. 15: Hey, you're bringing trauma to our bureaucrats!

[Comrade Manager (of Flying J men’s bathroom) @srizzo30]

@tarenceray You seem confused. Or maybe just stupid

[Brett Murphy @BrettMmurphy]

NEW: The Trump official currently dismantling USAID was caught in a secret meeting with a group of pro-Russian separatists in the Balkans.

Those he met with are under American sanctions for trying to restart the Bosnian war in the name of Christian nationalism. 1/

[Outbreak Updates @outbreakupdates]

JUST IN: The WHO says the CDC cut off communication

Flu is slamming the U.S. with 24 million cases, 310,000 hospitalizations, and 13,000 deaths since October.

And the CDC has gone dark.

Critical data on flu strains, severity, and potential coinfections is missing.

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

Enormous lies here from your new HHS Secretary

The HPV vaccine (Gardasil) is safe, effective, and is on the way to ELIMINATING cervical cancer!

RFK Jr is an anti vaccine fanatic who would rather your daughter got cervical cancer than a vaccine

Horrible, horrible man.

[Eric Nelson @literaryeric]

MAGA: Where is our money going?
Govt: We publish all numbers.
MAGA: Are we not allowed to ask?
NGOs: We’ve publicly tracked it for years.
MAGA: Why is it a secret?
Wonks: I’ve personally written 650 white papers detailing it.
MAGA: I GUESS WE’LL NEVER KNOW