Sondy

Don’t do that.

[Sondy @sroobs]

I’m sorry, but every time I see this man in my feed, I think it’s Jack Antonoff.

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

Learning how to drive is one of those things you’re really better off doing when you’re a teenager and your brain isn’t fully developed and you’re a little more fearless bc if I had to learn as a grown ass adult I’d be petrified.

[Sondy @sroobs]

I’m just gonna say it – West Wilson.

[habitual line-stepper @alaskastardust]

85 degrees out today which means that it’s time for me to morph into my summer form, which is Robin Williams from The Birdcage but with long hair

[Sondy @sroobs]

@migold There’s an Albany joke in here somewhere!

[Sondy @sroobs]

@migold Or Philly!

[Sondy @sroobs]

(Just because there’s a new font on Instagram stories, doesn’t mean you have to use it.)

[Sondy @sroobs]

This would actually ruin me.

[“CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE @megantheevalium]

once got into a heated argument with a boyfriend cause he asked if my ex was funnier than him and i said “well objectively yes, because he wrote for SNL”

[Sondy @sroobs]

Stop salting chocolate! 😭

[Sondy @sroobs]

@JaBierman Accepting recommendations!

[Sondy @sroobs]

Two bad sleep nights with the baby-toddler and I convinced myself I need a Kindle even though I average one book a year.

[Sondy @sroobs]

The giant sea turtle in the tank took a bite out of the diver’s hair during the lil swim demo they do at the Camden aquarium. This lady did the remainder of the show with like a visible bald spot.

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Me eating my winter storm snacks before the storm even arrives:

[Mordechai Treiger @mntreiger]

Trump is killing protestors at a clip that may force the Ayatollahs to take very strong action

[Sondy @sroobs]

My baby is always singing Wheels on the Bus absentmindedly and it must be SO CRAZY to have a song stuck in your head but it’s bc it’s the only song you know.

[Sondy @sroobs]

Meredith Marks, not again!

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

Porsha Williams is speaking out following yesterday’s return flight from #BravoCon #RHOA

[Sondy @sroobs]

My subway take, not gonna lie, I don’t think so honey is that it’s usually okay to just not have a strong opinion on stuff.

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Generational discourse is the least chic thing of all time. truly embarrassing stuff.

[Sondy @sroobs]

The best thing that’s happened over the course of my lifetime is we’ve pretty much standardized the American English spelling of Hanukkah.

[Sondy @sroobs]

I’m so late to the game (and a traitor to my own Russian Brooklyn roots), but I’m ready to discuss Anora now.

[Sondy @sroobs]

Dressed my baby as a vampire for Halloween bc she’s been biting her friends at daycare, and the joke went over really well, thank god.