Staci Smith

Cache river valley seed jocelynn-brinley-Benton ! Taylor & Branden, Jeremiah,Lauren,Beck..Neslee 🙏 mother of a diva blue heeler SASHA grace 4/20/16. 🐮🐶🐾

[karen @Africa_Dabra]

I'm just going to say this and before anybody starts foaming at the mouth, I'm not homophobic! I couldn't give a fuck if you're gay. If you're a bloke and you fancy blokes, crack on. If you're a woman and you fancy women, crack on. Get married, adopt twelve fucking Labradors and spend Sunday arguing in IKEA like everybody else.

But what the fuck happened after that?

Because I remember LGBT.

I could just about keep up with that.

Then it became LGBTQ. Then LGBTQ+. Then LGBTQIA+. Then LGBTQIA2S+.

Fuck me. I used to think LGBT was a sandwich. Lettuce, guacamole, bacon and tomato. Then the Q arrived and I thought somebody had added fucking quiche.

Now it looks like somebody's Wi-Fi password.

And that's before you even get into the rest of it.

Non-binary, genderfluid, genderqueer, agender, bigender, trigender, pangender, polygender, demigender, demiboy, demigirl, genderflux, androgyne, neutrois, maverique, xenogender, genderfae, genderfaun.

Then there's he/him, she/her, they/them, he/they, she/they, he/she/they, it/its, ze/hir, ze/zir, zie/hir, xe/xem, ey/em, e/em, ve/ver, ne/nem, per/per, co/cos, thon/thon, ae/aer and fae/faer.

Still with me?

Because we're not fucking finished.

Bun/bunself. Pup/pupself. Cat/catself. Star/starself. Moon/moonself. Void/voidself.

VOIDSELF.

What the fuck am I supposed to do with that?

"Excuse me, is this seat taken?"

"Void."

"Right. I'll fucking stand."

And somewhere along the way we've also got furries. Grown adults dressed as cats, dogs, foxes and fucking dragons. People meowing. People barking. People crawling around on all fours. I've seen people dressed as dogs doing obstacle courses with an audience cheering them on like fucking Crufts has accidentally booked the wrong convention centre.

Imagine being an alien arriving on Earth and that's the first thing you see.

You'd put the fucking spaceship in reverse.

"No intelligent life here.
One of them's dressed as a border collie and somebody's just given him a biscuit."

And I'm sorry, but some of the videos are fucking spectacular. You've got somebody with luminous green hair looking like they've escaped from Fraggle Rock, absolutely screaming into another person's face because they've used the wrong pronoun.

How the fuck was he supposed to know?

You need a fucking laminated flowchart.

"Hello."

"HOW DARE YOU."

"I haven't said anything yet."

"EXACTLY."

This is the bit I don't understand. Be whoever you want to be. Love whoever you want to love. Wear whatever you want. Dye your hair green. Dress as a dragon. Call yourself Moonbeam. Spend Saturday crawling around the NEC pretending to be a fucking spaniel if that's what gets you through the week.

I genuinely don't care.

But don't demand that everybody else joins in.

My view is that there are two genders, male and female. You can disagree with me. That's fine. We can disagree about things without one of us spontaneously fucking combusting.

What I won't do is memorise an ever-expanding dictionary because somebody somewhere has decided this week that they're fae/faer, void/voidself and spiritually a fucking woodland fox.

We've somehow taken "live and let live", which was perfectly fucking simple, and turned it into a terms-and-conditions document.

You live your life. I'll live mine.

I'll call you by your name. I'll treat you like a human being. I won't give a flying fuck who you sleep with.

But if you start barking at me, I'm throwing a fucking tennis ball.

Credit: Suzanne Jacobs

[Graham Allen @GrahamAllen]

Let me get this straight… a Muslim co-pilot STABBED the other pilot and tried to take down a plane with 180 passengers.

THE MEDIA IS SILENT!!!

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

Dirty football move. Classless football move.

Prayers for Dante Moore, but tough to step on the field with dudes like #8 that’ll cheap shot you and then laugh.

[Claire @Claire_ennet]

Do you agree with Judge Judy that ungrateful Americans should pack up and leave?

[Just Jen ℞ 🫡🇺🇸 @JustJenRX]

My respect for Judge Judy just SKYROCKETED INTO THE STRATOSPHERE!!!! 🚀

[Kyle Umlang @kyleumlang]

Ok Longhorn and Vols fans, predict whats going to happen this Saturday!

#ThisIsTexas #Hookem

[Kansas City Chief for Life, I Bleed Red & Gold @KcfanScott]

Headed into OT like.... @PatrickMahomes @tkelce @newheightshow #ChiefsKingdom

[caitlyn⸆⸉ is in her ENCORE era ✨ @swiftcanadian13]

THE DADS BRADS AND CHADS ARE SHAKING 👏🏻

[Taylor Swift Brasil @taylorswiftbr]

Taylor Swift autorizou o uso de “…Ready For it?” para um comercial do Kansas City Chiefs com a comediante Nikki Glaser. ❤️🏹

“É seguro dizer que a maior cantora-compositora do mundo agora é uma figura fixa no Arrowhead.” https://t.co/LIbEzzXpMn

[Kenny Wallace @Kenny_Wallace]

@DaleJr is smart. He is watching everybody and their comments.
He WILL collect the information and give a great address to #NASCAR nation tomorrow 😁💯🕺🏁

[Braking Bob @BrakingBob]

Ty Gibbs gives Samantha Busch a hug as the prerace ceremonies wind down here at Bristol

#NASCAR

[Big Tom Callahan🇺🇸 @CallahanAutoCo]

If I was the coach of the Texas Longhorns, my team wouldn’t speak to the media for the rest of the season.

No halftime interviews or press conferences.

If they won’t let the players and coaches be themselves they don’t deserve to have access.

[Trey Stiles @ride_that_pony]

For those that say Texas has fair weather fans, count how many empty seats there were when we were down 20 in the 4thQ. None…and it was HOT. That said, the end of 3q drone show didn’t hurt. That is always cool. Still photo does not do justice. 🤘🤘

[🤘Lawson🤘 @mattlawson99]

I've been on a lot of sidelines, even served as a sideline reporter a couple of times. Here's my take on everyone's favorite story today.
1) Context matters. They made Sark wait for MINUTES due to technical issues at half and he really needed to get into the locker room. Apparently there were more issues postgame while he was waiting to celebrate with his team. It's extremely reasonable that he may have been worrying about missing that special time.
2) That being said, it only takes 7 seconds to say, "Man, I'm so proud of these guys, Holly. That's true Texas Fight right there to never give up. But I'm sorry - I gotta' get in there with my guys. Hook 'Em!" That would have been more professional.
3) Holly Rowe is ALSO a professional. And one who isn't nearly as invested emotionally. She could have turned to the camera after he ran off with, "Well, guys, there goes one happy coach who can't wait to be with his team. We'll see if we can grab someone else, but this place is understandably in celebration mode." Instead, she chose to sulk on-air and make it into more than it is.
4) And most importantly, it's just a postgame interview. This isn't, and never was, an actual big deal. Maybe he gets fined, but with the context of technical issues, I bet he won't. Either way, that should be the end of it. Nothing to see here. Move along.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk. 🤘

[Staci Smith @stacicooksmith3]

He was my pick !!!!

[Kenny Wallace @Kenny_Wallace]

There were a handful of people that made fun of me choosing @Nick_Hoffman2 to win the world 100.
#RespondRightHere Mother fuckers 😂
The Hermanator wins again 🏁

[Texas Longhorns @TexasLonghorns]

hooves on the ground at DKR-TMS 🤘

#HookEm

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

BREAKING: A New York firefighter directly confronts a group of Nazis and Pro-Palestinians who teamed up to protest the 9/11 memorial.

“Go back to f*cking Palestine.”

[FRONTLINES TPUSA @FrontlinesTPUSA]

NEW: A NYC firefighter just unloaded on a pro Palestine activist in an Elmo costume.
Frustration from Americans attending the 9/11 memorial service a few blocks away is spilling over.

@choeshow|@TPUSA

[5 GOATs @5GOATs_]

🚨Spire owner Jeff Dickerson didn’t just fire back at Denny Hamlin.

He brought Chris Gabehart, the JGR lawsuit, and Hamlin’s own frustrations with the team into the conversation. 😳

“We’re talking about what happened at Loudon when their own situations internally came to a head, and he publicly challenged Coach Gibbs. ‘Are you going to talk to him? Are you guys afraid to talk to him?’”

Read more here 👉: https://t.co/SoMUjQui13

[Staci Smith @stacicooksmith3]

@KWallaceShow and this reply !! Gold

[Mamba Smith @MambaSmith34]

I’m entertained by this lil squabble now. 🤓