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Torta McRae

[Teddu Boy🐼 @itssathish300]

Trending Maxican Fans...... 🥵

#FIFAWorldCup

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

Bird autism is definitely one of the best forms of autism. What a legend. 👏👏👏

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

You should be able to leave work 2 and a half hours early if you don’t feel like being there any more

[Retro Tech Dreams @RetroTechDreams]

The Web Design Museum released 44 classic Cartoon Network Flash games from the early 2000s, now playable in the browser. Play them here: https://t.co/Fuiu1eFjww

[Hard Pass @HardPass4]

Who gets the Subaru

[SITA @raspberhrriies]

madonna talking about astrology at sabrina carpenter’s coachella set

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

Doctor: "Good news or bad news first?"

Me: "Good news"

Doctor: "You'll be able to park anywhere you want"

Me:

[kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon]

sal fucking stewart

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

If Sal has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Sal has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Sal has only one fan then that is me. If Sal has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Sal, then I am against the world.

[LanceMcAlister @LanceMcAlister]

A few things I'm thinking about after waking up from that #Reds win:

Sandy Alcantara was two outs away from a second consecutive complete game shutout, not allowing a run or an extra-base hit for his third straight start. He was about to register a back-to-back ‘Maddux’, a complete game shutout in fewer than 100 pitches. The Reds won the game.

That seems like at least the 3rd-4th game they have won that they would have lost last season.

They scored four runs in the 10th inning, after scoring just 9 runs in 15 extra inning games last season.

Veteran Nathaniel Lowe punched a go-ahead RBI single the other way….on an 0-2 pitch in the 10th. Elly slapped the go-ahead hit the other way on Sunday.

The Reds scored on a sacrifice fly and wild pitch to tie the game in the 9th.

That’s a five game winning streak. Their season high win streak last season was five, accomplished four times.

Matt McLain doubled in the 9th, and again in the 10th.

They are 2-0 in extra innings after going 3-12 last season.

Early on, Alcantara reminded me of Roy Halladay in Game 1 of the 2010 playoffs vs Reds.

Pierce Johnson inherited/escaped a bases-loaded, one out mess in the 6th.

[STANKTNK @stanktnk]

@amuse

[Cam @42Cyc]

I love football so much, but I genuinely don't think it can compete with the atmosphere of baseball

[helkum @he1kumwya]

mid flip shirt pull is insane aura

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Maxx Crosby meeting Lamar Jackson for the first time in the Ravens locker room

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

Having a gun in Ancient Greece

[Pope Millar @lebrongoat420]

You NEED to be Hemingwaymaxxing

-Drink too much
-Fall in love with a nurse
-Move to Spain
-get a bunch of cats with too many toes
-survive multiple plane crashes

[A Pro Ballplayer’s Perspective @aPROballplayer]

Bring back vests, seriously

[A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms News @AKOTSKNews]

Iconic.

[The ₿itcoin Therapist @TheBTCTherapist]

If you don’t laugh at this you’re not human