Stan

Social Media Marketer | Book enthusiast | Lover of soda | Professional napper

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[Stan @stanstan89]

Having @xfinity as your internet provider is an actual hell on earth. Counting down the days till I move and can have literally ANY other provider.

[Stan @stanstan89]

I am prepared to sell my soul for @Microsoft to make @msonenote on Mac look like the PC version. Please at least give us an option @Office! 😭

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@SouthwestAir Hi. I had to cancel my flight with y’all and purchase a separate flight elsewhere to make it back for work/grad school finals. Please answer my DMs as I’m trying to get a refund for the flight.

[Stan @stanstan89]

Soon there could be more masks in the ocean than jellyfish. I pledge to help. Here's how you can help. #JelliesNotJunk
https://t.co/PUEIv244UI

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@Target Cancer 🦀

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The best @Pringles flavor is salt and vinegar.

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@DeeMagicGurl Is it bad that I feel like I have no brain power left for another social channel? I can't fathom adding this to the roster of things to keep up with.

[Stan @stanstan89]

Why is it that my motivation or energy doesn't kick in until after 7 pm? How am I supposed to work out, be healthy, kickass at my job, and take over the world all before my bedtime of 10:30?

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@arb Ok technically she’s my boyfriends, but 😍

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This whole thread may or may not be the highlight of my professional career. #MyJobIsWeird #SocialMedia #SBLV

[Mattress Firm @MattressFirm]

@Pringles @SleepDotCom We've got mattress protectors for that.

[Stan @stanstan89]

Get you a #BFF like Megan who un-deletes her twitter account to support all yours and your team's work during #SBLV, AND says positive and encouraging things like this ❤️

[Megan Anderson @Megananderson72]

Shout out to all the social media managers for keeping their companies successful and happy throughout the Big Game #socialmedia #SuperBowlLV #marketing

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@Megananderson72

[Stan @stanstan89]

So. Tired. 💤

[Stan @stanstan89]

Literally just watched an episode of @TheBoldTypeTV where they told their head of social to step up their personal profile because a head of social can’t take a social detox. If anyone needs a social detox, it’s social peeps 🤦🏻‍♀️ Also, we’re tired lol. Leave our profiles alone 🙄

[Stan @stanstan89]

Sometimes the hardest part of my day is figuring out what to have for lunch. #FeedMe

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Looking at my tweets from the early days of #quarantine are about as cringe worthy as my @Facebook memories from the early 2000's. #WhoWasThatPerson

[Sleep.com @SleepDotCom]

Hey, @CameronNewton! We know just the thing — and person — that can help you get 8hrs of sleep a night. We're up for the challenge if you are. RT this if you think Cam should accept our challenge. #CamNewton

[Stan @stanstan89]

Shoutout to the @FedEx associate that helped me at the Houston @LEGO_Group store today. Purchased a surprisingly heavy lego set and was parked on the other side of the mall. The FedEx guy offered to use his dolly to help me carry the item all the way to my car. So sweet!❤️

[Stan @stanstan89]

Wondering if I can live life without internet since both @ATT and @Xfinity are failing me today and I can’t imagine being on the phone one second longer. #SOS

[Stan @stanstan89]

Hey, @MicrosoftTeams. QQ - why when you have teams call your phone it rings in the middle of the meeting until you answer the call? 🤔