Jess Stark

Some idiot from Alaska.

[Jess Stark @starkjess87]

@VelvetHandss How dare you. On the eve of zombie Jesus day? 🧟

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

It is absurd that we spend more per capita on health care than any other major country.
It is absurd that we are told we must accept a health care system which puts profits ahead of human need.
We need a health care system focused on human need, not uber-capitalist profiteering.

[Jess Stark @starkjess87]

As much as I want to see Knock at the Cabin, considering it’s about an lgbt family who lives in the woods…I think I miiiiight have to pass. 🤷🏼

[Cory Collins @CoCoCoryCollins]

Linda Ronstadt waking up to her royalty checks next week. #TheLastOfUs

[Jess Stark @starkjess87]

@GretaThunberg

[Jess Stark @starkjess87]

I fixed an electrical problem in my house all by myself this morning and I would like a reward tysm ⚡️🔌

[Jess Stark @starkjess87]

@VelvetHandss Totally.

[Jess Stark @starkjess87]

@VelvetHandss 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[Jess Stark @starkjess87]

So far homeownership is learning a lot more about toilets than I ever thought I’d need to know. 🚽

[Jess Stark @starkjess87]

@VelvetHandss Lol toxic.

[Jess Stark @starkjess87]

@VelvetHandss This is most American thing I’ve ever seen and I am ashamed.

[Jess Stark @starkjess87]

@FearfulPepper Haha you got it

[Jess Stark @starkjess87]

Waiting For Godot revival but it’s set in the LaGuardia parking garage, Lyft pick-up area. Waiting For Alonzo.

[Jess Stark @starkjess87]

@loripalminteri Oh completely. And yet here we are 😂

[Jess Stark @starkjess87]

Me: I’m not watching the new Pinocchio. Creepy. Uncanny Valley. Stupid.

Me: (20 mins in. Crying as Tom Hank’s Geppetto sending Pinocchio off the school.) So stupid.

[Brent Lang @BrentALang]

For our #TIFF cover I got a chance to sit down with the hilarious @billyeichner to talk about #Bros, his very sexy, very funny, and deeply moving new rom-com, one that also marks a milestone in #LGBTQ representation. https://t.co/DjAxCI2Q0u

[Jess Stark @starkjess87]

@snkendall_ Yeah! Exactly.

[Shannon Kendall @snkendall_]

Jess: I want to watch the Bear. I know it’s really good. But the first episode was stressing me out.

Me: Yeah, I’ve heard it’s basically a season-long Uncut Gems.

Jess: Uncuh Gehms

Me: Uhnca Jaammsss

[Jess Stark @starkjess87]

A guy on a skateboard holding a baseball bat and wearing a plastic visor asked me if I had any old cell phones I wanted to get rid of. The only explanation is this guy is on a really weird side-quest..before he skated off he dropped his bat. Inventory full.
🫡 gg LA.