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[charlotteッ @starshinechar]

long time no see

[paige 🧸 @unholypaige]

so my brother went in my bathroom to get a band aid and i....

[charlotteッ @starshinechar]

@YasmineSumman how did you end up on my fb tl

[Jenny Colgan is on Threads as @jennycolganbooks @jennycolgan]

I shouldn't torture myself, but the fact that Scotland had a referendum on whether or not to leave the EU, 68% of its citizenry voted to remain and yet we're still getting dragged to the abyss by a bunch of spivs, crims, flat-out liars and useful idiots is quite the piss-boiler

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

'wow what a beautiful sunset' i thought about the screensaver on my laptop as i sat with the curtains drawn while the actual sun was setting outside

[Luke Cutforth @LukeCutforth]

when i read successful people talk about their younger years, they often say that they were lost in their twenties which is comforting because i, too, am lost and in my twenties 🤙

[bradlee @boujeesIut]

uber driver: are you ok?

me at 4 am:

[sassy sunflower @amandaasettee]

Can we all just collectively agree to ditch cow’s milk in 2019 I mean honestly you don’t have to be vegan to admit that drinking another animal’s secretions is gross

[Chidi Okereke @Chydee]

Don’t open this.

[Den Of Geek UK @denofgeek]

Had enough of Brexit? Bad luck, chums. Here's the first trailer for Brexit, starring Benedict Cumberbatch... https://t.co/nB07q0oRm1

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

mum how can i sleep tight AND not let the bed bugs bite it sounds like i have to be pretty awake to fend off aggressive insects

[Shane Dawson @shanedawson]

Dreaming of greg paul

[Monique Guzman @ImJustMoniquee]

Dear 24 year old Mo,
Today is gonna be a good day, and here’s why: your boyfriend is going to surprise you with tickets to the show you’ve been obsessing over for forever. But most importantly, today you are another year older, and that’s pretty cool I guess. @DearEvanHansen

[trill @houstonbred]

look at this fucking psychopath

[ziib1 @anakinned]

whyyYYYYYYyyYyy

wont you let me gOOoOOOO

do i threaTen aLLLLL yoUr plAANnNs

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pLeasE.
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have no plAns for mEEEEEEE

i will set my sOuLlL
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fIREEeE

what? have i become??? ill tell em,

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Today, I send out love to each and every one of you reading this. Every single one of you. We are one world. We all need love. We all want comfort. Let’s give it to each other.