Startler and Waldorf

“No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man.”
― Heraclitus

[Tutankhamun @rileyarnie]

If someone ever asks that question of “how was Africa colonized?” Just show them Kenya’s president.

[Kapt'n Krunch 🛠️⚓ @KaptainKrunch97]

the existence of TSA Agents in Paw Patrol implies that 9/11 happened in the Paw Patrol universe therefore confirming the existence of Paw-Qaeda

[NKY Lefty @NKY_Leftist]

The 4th largest company in the world. It doesn't produce anything. It doesn't make money. It has no plans to make money. It wouldn't even have stayed afloat if not for taxpayer dollars. I mean y'all cannot be serious rn

[AMANI @AmaniUniverse]

They shot and killed a 1-year-old to save a $20 pack of diapers.

[Chris P. Wicks! at the VC5 🔎🐜 @CrispyWicks]

"yeah so "getting Shanghaied" came from people getting snatched up and shipped off to China back in the day"

"wow that sounds really disorienting"

"It's extremely Orienting, actually"

[monka @MsMacharia]

Watu wa matatu sacco hawawezi fight back. Wanajua tu kurusha abiria kutoka kwa gari iko full speed ju ya 10 bob Nkt

[Zito @_Zeets]

Again, people who call the police over something minor know exactly what they’re setting up. Cops come to shoot and kill because they know there’s no consequences for them.

[John Harwood @JohnJHarwood]

Obama's superiority, as a president and a person, hurts Trump especially badly because he's a huge racist and Obama is black.

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

I used Google to translate Zlatan’s Swedish here and this is what it came up with…

[antipodean scourge @TheKnownLover]

I never thought porn addiction was real but putting in 13 hour shifts at the cranking it factory probably qualifies

[☆tellmydaditsme¡ @whoisogutu]

If I post about my heartbreak and there’s a MF in the comments saying “tulia ipenye” I would actually go crazy 😭😭😭

[David Corn @DavidCornDC]

This is so bent. Democrats fought for Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, labor laws, anti-pollution laws, voting rights, food-safety standards, equal pay—all to make this a better country and all over GOP opposition. Show some frickin' gratitude for that.

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

If you look like that at 19 you earned a little terrorism

[🇰🇪 @6_size]

I wonder if we laid eggs like chicken and had to sit on them for 21 days to hatch if capitalism would give us 21 days +90days maternity leave or they would tell us to carry our eggs to work

[christan (no i), ß @ChristanWNBA]

Olivia Miles got to the W and turned into a DT-level shit talker as a rookie. This is what legends are made of

[quinn 🍁 @moekaboobs]

Russia is seriously going on expeditions into the wilds of Siberia to find new undiscovered ethnicities so they can send them to get obliterated by drones from amazon

[Dodger McDuff (she/her) 🐉 ☕️ @MDMcDuff]

RIP Pizza Hut. Your personal pan pizzas help stave off the literacy crisis for an entire generation 🫡

[Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn]

It’s very funny that Hegseth spends 100 percent of his time talking about how masculine and traditional and warrior are ethos he made the military, then his band of Real Men just speed ran a nearly unprecedented military failure

[Pradheep J. Shanker, M.D. @neoavatara]

This is because of GLP drugs.

Has nothing to do with any public policy. We knew this was coming a couple years ago, before Trump took office.