Startup Heist

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This is what happened when CVS installed self-checkout to save on labor:

Sales of condoms went up.
Plan B went up.
Antifungal cream went up.

Double digits across the board. Nothing else changed. They just removed the part where a cashier picks up your item and looks at you.

Turns out a lot of people wanted to buy stuff they just couldn't bring themselves to hand to a stranger.

Meanwhile, Japan has known this for decades.

We call this the embarrassment commerce.
Lots of money to be made here. Many ways to play it.

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@marclou @trust_mrr 20x MRR for a widget app. The micro-acquisition market is hot!

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@Adidotdev you sure?

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Great playbook. Here's where the margins get weird though: embarrassment.

A vending machine selling underwear in a Delhi Metro station went viral last month. 800K views. Everyone laughed. Then Delhi Metro announced they're rolling them out across the entire system. Underwear, cosmetics, period kits, all of it.

The products that print: Plan B, panties, phone chargers, deodorant, blister pads, stain wipes. Stuff people need at 1am and would rather die than ask a hotel concierge for. That's rescue pricing. $15 for a $3 charger and nobody blinks because the alternative is worse.

$300-$1,500/month per machine, 25-35% net margins. A 10-machine cluster in hotel lobbies and nightlife venues in one city pays for itself in 90 days. Nobody's competing because the product mix feels unsexy. That's the point.

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@WIRED One founder, 5 million users, 9 months. The infrastructure costs that would've killed this in 2020 barely register now. That's the real story.

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@asmartbear Bookmarked. Zendesk tickets are the most underread sales intelligence in SaaS.

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@dunkhippo33 For anyone pitching tomorrow: the best pitches sound like you're explaining it to a friend, not reading a deck. Good luck to everyone attending.

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@BoringBiz_ We're about 6 months from "Computer, live my life but better."

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Most people ask their parents for money. She asked for a physicist.

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Liz Muller convinced her dad Richard to forego retirement and become an entrepreneur. The result is a revolutionary approach to making atomic energy cheaper and safer.

Read the full story here: https://t.co/z7zcsN3IGr

📸: Cody Pickens for Forbes

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@hustle_fred @FirasHelou90 Takes practice.

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@RT_com Every brand manager on earth just watched an Italian condiment get more earned media than their entire Q2 plan.

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@1Umairshaikh Distribution. The product is never the problem. Getting 10 people to care enough to pay is.

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@JonathanRoss321 90,000x return on $20K. The leverage ratio on AI-native businesses is unlike anything we've tracked before.

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@tibo_maker $274K MRR on SEO content tooling while everyone else is fighting over chatbots. Look for that pattern.

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@leonabboud the other way around

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@PsudoMike Bookmarked. This is why Svix raised money just to do webhook delivery well. Boring problem, real revenue, zero competition.

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@JesseCohenInv When Dimon lists your industry as a risk factor, that's either a warning or a signal that it's working. Usually both.

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@alexrkonrad @axiommathai @CarinaLHong Vibe coding creates demand for vibe checking. The verification tooling market is wide open. Won't last though.

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@ArfurRock Bookmarked. Billion-dollar infra buried in the disclaimers of the apps people actually use. Classic picks-and-shovels play.