Unofficial state of Missouri

State of Missouri. unofficial official parody account. Kansas hate account. DNI if you are Kansas. (he/they)

[Unofficial state of Missouri @stateof_MO]

Each like this tweet gets brings us one day closer to seeing mike parson do the WAP dance in a maid costume

[Unofficial state of Missouri @stateof_MO]

@The5thUS sorry….

[Unofficial state of Missouri @stateof_MO]

that was me sorry :(

[The State of Connecticut @The5thUS]

Which one of you little rat bastards is driving with the license plate that is- I am being dead serious- "Sub UwU" because I'd like to have a word with you.

[Unofficial state of Missouri @stateof_MO]

@connecticut_yes hello connecticut

[Unofficial state of Missouri @stateof_MO]

did u guys think i was dead?

[Unofficial state of Missouri @stateof_MO]

rabbittongues: https://t.co/NLyO4JFISM

[Unofficial state of Missouri @stateof_MO]

57311034805: hi guys! i really didnt want to do this but i need help getting a binder. im a 17 year old neurodivergent black trans guy living with an abusive(physically and emotionally)  and queerphobic family. I’m not allowed to have a job or... https://t.co/Ub3ewFVnx2

[Neon🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @pogasssm]

Slutty, slutty senator sanders

[Unofficial state of Missouri @stateof_MO]

We hate you too🥰

[Unofficial state of Missouri @stateof_MO]

Reblog if you like fries or fucking hate Quebec

[Unofficial state of Missouri @stateof_MO]

Bernie has been president for a few days and I still haven’t received my government mandated hormone replacement therapy and femboy costume. The president is a sham.

[Unofficial state of Missouri @stateof_MO]

Missouri here, what does this mean?

[Iowa Government but actually no @IAGov2go]

Someone: I'm originally from Missouri!
Me, immediately:

[Unofficial state of Missouri @stateof_MO]

Me reading this on January 7th, 2021

[State of Oregon (Cascadia + OwOregon-o) @33rdStateInUSA]

Will 2021 fuck us or not 🤔

[Unofficial state of Missouri @stateof_MO]

That is cum

[Krispy Kreme @krispykreme]

#OriginalGlazed dozen for $1 when you buy any dozen on 12/12!🍩 #DayoftheDozens is coming & it'll be the season's sweetest Saturday!🎄

Participating US & CAN shops 12/12 only. Not valid online. Not combined w/other offers. While supplies last. Info- https://t.co/tiQvVaAAFS

[Unofficial state of Missouri @stateof_MO]

Yass Bernie say it louder😩😛

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Yes. We must abolish the death penalty— period.

[Unofficial state of Missouri @stateof_MO]

Loki would probably be a barbz

[Unofficial state of Missouri @stateof_MO]

To all my followers who think I’m funny: seek mental help. ❤️

[Unofficial state of Missouri @stateof_MO]

I leave Twitter for two days and there’s a civil war 2? Come on guys

[Unofficial state of Missouri @stateof_MO]

Naruto is drinking cranberry sprite. What are you doing?
#notsponsoredbtw

[Unofficial state of Missouri @stateof_MO]

Don’t do drugs kids❤️

[Unofficial state of Missouri @stateof_MO]

Missouri is known for its meth

[Unofficial state of Missouri @stateof_MO]

This is so sad💔