Tobias Fünke

Betting on coaches who chew tobacco and teams that don't need 'analytics' to run a simple pick-and-roll. If it wasn't a stat in '98, I'm fading it.

[Tobias Fünke @statsare98]

Something we can get behind

[FastingGod @fastinggodd]

if $HEX doubles 12 times from this bear market bottom (like it did in 2021 bull), we're going to see:

bottom = $0.00077
$0.0015
$0.003
$0.006
$0.012
$0.02
$0.049
$0.09
$0.19
$0.39
$0.78
$1.57
$3.15

You're not bullish enough.

$HEX $PLS

[FastingGod @fastinggodd]

if $HEX doubles 12 times from this bear market bottom (like it did in 2021 bull), we're going to see:

bottom = $0.00077
$0.0015
$0.003
$0.006
$0.012
$0.02
$0.049
$0.09
$0.19
$0.39
$0.78
$1.57
$3.15

You're not bullish enough.

$HEX $PLS

[Tobias Fünke @statsare98]

Hen do we get rich sir?

[Richard Heart @RichardHeartWin]

flexed on this boomer today
stonks huh? have fun staying rich

HFSR

[Tobias Fünke @statsare98]

@LibertySwapFi Got another five milly today

Let’s ride

[Tobias Fünke @statsare98]

Did you ever think $HEX would be down to a sub $50M market cap?

[Tobias Fünke @statsare98]

@RichardHeartWin Your ecosystem?

[Trident True @TridentTrue]

Oh the biggest scumbag in baseball made it obvious?

Wasn't that asshole suspended like, last week?

[Tobias Fünke @statsare98]

Everyone crying about Space X is actually making me think $135 a share is now a must buy.

[Tobias Fünke @statsare98]

@__alpoge__ Regulatory capture pitch before an IPO

yawn

[Tobias Fünke @statsare98]

This company continues to scare everyone into thinking we need regulation, which conveniently they are leading, working on cutting out competition and filling their pockets before an IPO.

They’re full of shit.

[Anthropic @AnthropicAI]

Our internal data shows Claude is accelerating AI development—a possible path to recursive self-improvement, or AI autonomously building a more capable successor.

It’s happening faster than we thought, and the implications deserve greater attention. https://t.co/OVVPJO7VQx

[Tobias Fünke @statsare98]

Finally some damn news on Richard

[Tobias Fünke @statsare98]

Why would any retail investor buy this?

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: SpaceX plans to sell approximately 555.6 million shares at $135 per share in its upcoming IPO, according to new SEC filings.

At that price, the offering would raise $75 billion, making it the largest IPO in history by a wide margin.

This would value SpaceX at $1.77 trillion.

[Tobias Fünke @statsare98]

This is a full country $1000 stimulus check btw

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: US-Iran peace deal reportedly includes $300 billion reconstruction fund for Iran, per NYT

[Tobias Fünke @statsare98]

$370B loss with a three month war

ART OF THE DEAL

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: US-Iran peace deal reportedly includes $300 billion reconstruction fund for Iran, per NYT

[Revoke.cash @RevokeCash]

PulseChain support update: after some hiccups with our underlying data APIs, we've managed to fix PulseChain support with the help of the PulseChain community. Stay safe on all chains 🫡

[Tobias Fünke @statsare98]

Standing in front of the Israel flag is crazy work while saying this

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump says the Presidential Medal of Freedom is “much better” than the Congressional Medal of Honor because the Medal of Honor is for people who are “in very bad shape because they've been hit so many times by bullets or they're dead” while the Medal of Freedom is for “healthy, beautiful” people

[Tobias Fünke @statsare98]

@Tobiwan_Hexobi @FundingGym Amen

[SHILL GATES @imshillgates]

$PLSX is a deflationary buy and burn token linked the PulseX DEX.

Every transaction on the DEX buys and burns more PLSX.

Thus far $11.3 million dollars have been burned, totaling 9.45% of the supply per @PulseChainStats

If you believe Pulsechain will one day go on a run, this is a no brainer to hold.

[BLOCKCAST.CC NEWS @Blockcastcc]

I notice that $HEX has been trending very often.

What does this mean?

[Tobias Fünke @statsare98]

I can’t believe people would believe this

Of course it would help

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Bezos on CNBC: "You could double the taxes I pay, and it's not gonna help that teacher in Queens. I promise you."