Lem

[Lem @statusjones]

@UPS_UK hi there, any idea what’s going on with this package? Has it been released or not?

[Lem @statusjones]

@MicrosoftUK is there an email address I can reply instead of the noreply one everything gets sent from?

[Lem @statusjones]

@Microsoft365 is there an email address I can reply instead of the noreply one everything gets sent from?

[Lem @statusjones]

@clpe1 @simonschuster 🗳️

[Lem @statusjones]

@tarynabell @MichaelRosenYes We’re going on a Hamas hunt.
We’re going to catch a big one.
What a beautiful day!
We’re not scared.

Uh-oh! Homes!
Boring, ordinary homes.
We can’t go over them.
We can’t go under them.
Oh no! We’ve got to bomb them!

[Lem @statusjones]

@elonmusk I dunno, maybe opt out of the pyramid scheme?

[Lem @statusjones]

@MichaelRosenYes I may have borrowed this to use with my year 7s this morning to help explain that your own interpretation of a poem is never wrong

[Lem @statusjones]

@TfL That’s grand and all, except I wouldn’t have posted this if it did!

[Lem @statusjones]

Child’s Oyster/Zip card expires today as their birthday is tomorrow; should it still be usable today? @TfL

[Lem @statusjones]

@MichaelRosenYes If they’re growing, aren’t you doing something wrong?!?

[Lem @statusjones]

I’m loving this new version of a sale where you get to pay even more for something; congratulations to @Xbox for embracing #peakcapitalism

[Lem @statusjones]

@piersmorgan So just to clarify.., the UK shouldn’t reduce its emissions until UK citizens force other countries to reduce theirs first?

[Lem @statusjones]

After playing the Diablo 4 beta the other week I’m tempted to get 3 as I haven’t played it… but confused by the difference between the Prime Evil and Eternal collections; the later seems more expensive but contain less - am I missing something?

[Lem @statusjones]

@majornelson #XboxFreeCodeFriday I haven’t bought Akka Arrh yet, so that

[Lem @statusjones]

@garius Aliette de Bodards’s Tea and Murder (if that’s newish enough - if not, any of her more recent work!)

[Lem @statusjones]

@_OBZDN_ @chhopsky @SueEJ6 @Devon_OnEarth You do know there is a world out there not beholden to the US constitution right?

[Lem @statusjones]

@majornelson #XboxFreeCodeFriday Akka Arrh

[Lem @statusjones]

@stuartsemple Sorry…

I may have been watching American Vandal

[Lem @statusjones]

@majornelson #xboxfreecodefriday Secret of Mana’s Flammie; nothing beats travelling by dragon

[Lem @statusjones]

@aniki21 "You're Not Here To Think. You're Here To Do What I Tell You." -Q