Ted Mosby

I'm chasin' that neon rainbow, livin' that honky tonk dream.

[Ted Mosby @staudty12]

@Dbacks ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Ted Mosby @staudty12]

@alexjweiner Can you ask him why the DBags admin talked shit after beating the *checks notes* Colorado Rockies 💀💀💀

[Ted Mosby @staudty12]

@Dbacks @CaesarsSports AND you lost HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[Ted Mosby @staudty12]

@Dbacks You guys swept the Rockies and thought you were gonna make the playoffs 😭😭😭😭

[Ted Mosby @staudty12]

@Dbacks HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA you dorks

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

kind of shit they had the audacity to post on here all summer.

[Ted Mosby @staudty12]

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[Ted Mosby @staudty12]

@BrettFavre It’s clear Brett is really invested in the welfare of our country. To learn more look up Brett Favre welfare.

[Ted Mosby @staudty12]

@AdamSchefter That is way too many words before day to day

[Ted Mosby @staudty12]

@NFLonFOX @Lions wtf is this

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

People: Why don’t women report being sexually assaulted.

[Ted Mosby @staudty12]

@dailywireplus I’ll subscribe if Ben reads the lyrics to wap every day

[Ted Mosby @staudty12]

I wonder how long undecided voters sit in a burning building before they realize they’re definitely in danger. Holy shit

[Charlotte Alter @CharlotteAlter]

Top campaign staff believe Harris's momentum is bc of the work they're putting in, but also bc Trump's MSG fiasco has broken through to late-breaking undecided voters.

The MSG rally has sharpened the contrast and reminded voters what Trump is like

[Ted Mosby @staudty12]

@NHLFlyers can they stay?

[Ted Mosby @staudty12]

@Redistrict nice

[Ted Mosby @staudty12]

@ProudPatriots1 fuck off @elonmusk

[Ted Mosby @staudty12]

@DadInvest Recession because private burrito taxi

[Ted Mosby @staudty12]

@PopBase Seems a little inappropriate for handing out candy to kids

[Ted Mosby @staudty12]

@atrupar @RexChapman Unprecedented times

[Ted Mosby @staudty12]

@JeffPassan Maybe you should celebrate that cool Yankees fan some more and summon some more cool fan interference that ESPN loves so much