Säm Bück

Hawkeye fan, beer snob, cycling enthusiast. On The Ragbrai you'll find me passed out in only the finest of ditches.

[Säm Bück @stavross29]

Pinning someone else's tweet.

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

When I am President we shall fix the Reflecting Pool and put it to good use

[Mike Hlas @Hlas]

This, of course, is the 29th anniversary of the night Norm MacDonald mortified the University of Iowa. https://t.co/Y9jXv653JV

[Säm Bück @stavross29]

They're doing a reverse Jaws. #HotD

[Walker Boh @OneArmedBoh]

“What exact moment in history can you point to and say, ‘That’s when everything started getting worse?’”

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Australia has asked the officials for a Bloomin Onion break

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

Oh fuck you. There is no way the guy who got the no-bid contract for using bottom shelf Home Depot sealant on the reflecting pool looks like this. Come the fuck on

[Dr. Richard Harambe @Richard_Harambe]

That’s great, who is this old lady?

[Jay 🕋☪️✈️ @jay_kobbe]

The Trump / Iran negotiations

[Heavens! @HeavensFX]

My theory is the the real Steven Spielberg died of shame in 2008 after Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls. The studios, knowing the value of his name, hired a temu look-a-like to keep churning out movies. It's the only explanation that makes sense.

[Säm Bück @stavross29]

@bewing03 The electrical tape was more valuable than the scrap value.

[Säm Bück @stavross29]

If anyone want to buy my teams old RAGBRAI bus (you don't)

[Säm Bück @stavross29]

@iowahawkblog Panthers.

[Säm Bück @stavross29]

Watching players skate the cup in s bar that hosted the cup...

[Säm Bück @stavross29]

Don't care for soccer, but Punic Wars meets the Muppets, I'm here for.

[Magills @magills_]

Me when the Red Lobster waiter brings out the Cheddar Bay Biscuits

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

You know what’s more important than money? Good friends, a loving family, the touch of a woman. I have none of these either.

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Elon became a trillionaire today and I woke up this morning in a bed so things are looking up for both of us.

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

🎵 You post sixteen tweets, what do you get?
Another day older and filled with regret
Saint Peter, don't you call me 'cause I can't go
The next one’s gonna be a banger fo sho 🎵

[C.W. Lemoine @CWLemoine]

Fat Amy is so invisible it didn’t even make the photo.

[Säm Bück @stavross29]

@redsteeze Blade Runner voight-kampff machine