you’re a wizard, harry

adjusted for inflation

[you’re a wizard, harry @stealbar]

God truly exists, and i pray you feel his spirit someday and be fulfilled ❤️

[Emeka @OInnocxnt]

lol there’s options like mad, at least for men. But when you decide to love one person, you see no one else but her.

[you’re a wizard, harry @stealbar]

@kofookesola very cool

[you’re a wizard, harry @stealbar]

@David_Ornstein i beg your pardon??

[you’re a wizard, harry @stealbar]

@Hampton as nolan intended 🫱🏾‍🫲🏽

[you’re a wizard, harry @stealbar]

i’d be having a half decent evening, then suddenly remember that liam payne is no longer with us. sigh.

keep resting, payno ❤️

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

Onyedikachi Egejurum got a Gold.

He is the best in Mathematics in the world Primary Category.

This is the beginning of greatness for the country.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

More good news.

Don Anele Munachimso also won gold in Science.

He is the best in world science.

Remember, he is the best in IGCSE Chemistry in Nigeria.

The investment is worth it.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

The wait is over.

We have 2 golds: Chimdiebube Onwubiko and Don Anele Munachimso.

We are the best in the world!

Egejurum Onyedikachi’s name was omitted. He should have a gold.

[you’re a wizard, harry @stealbar]

@Ssaasquatch i’m willing to bet $150, if you’re still interested

[you’re a wizard, harry @stealbar]

own that fool, my guy!!!

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

Madame Celeste Amarilla,
Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction.
Vous ne représentez pas le Paraguay, ce pays qui a transpiré la passion et l’honneur tout au long de la compétition. Par votre inconscience et votre racisme décomplexé, le monde entier a déjà oublié le parcours et l’effort historique que vos joueurs ont réalisés durant cette coupe du monde pour laisser place à une dame incompétente donnant la pire image possible de son pays.
Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde.

[you’re a wizard, harry @stealbar]

reminds me too much of my younger self. oh, how i’ve missed that dude 💔

rooting for you, egejurum onyedikachi! ❤️

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

Our star boy, Egejurum Onyedikachi, decided to participate again today in the International STEM Olympiad finale, science category, unprepared.

Listen to his experience.

We are rooting for him to win double gold.

[you’re a wizard, harry @stealbar]

@UnkleAyo honorable mention

[you’re a wizard, harry @stealbar]

I’m more concerned that she’s not wearing a face mask when observing stool samples 💀

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

💀💀

[you’re a wizard, harry @stealbar]

can’t help but picture meshkiey as the guy in this scenario. lmaooooo.

[BGM 🫧 @_raesparkles]

Went on date, he said he wasn’t hungry for now which made me the only one that ordered.

He stood up and said he wanted to use the toilet so I believed he has absconded as I’ve seen similar news on twitter

So I paid for my stuff and told them to pack for me cos I would be leaving any moment.

He came back to see my food packed and he said “ why did you pack the food or is this another one?” I told him I thought he wasn’t coming back.

He felt offended for thinking he wasn’t coming back so he asked to pay I said I have paid and I was about to leave.

He just blurted “ me run away because of 30k food?? Are you mad???” Omo everybody for that setting turned and were looking at us.

Shame wear me face cap, I wished the ground could open so I can seek asylum in it.

[you’re a wizard, harry @stealbar]

how do i explain to my employers that i do more work on days that i work from home, compared to when i go into the office?

[you’re a wizard, harry @stealbar]

me and a few colleagues just hop on a microsoft teams call, then minimize the app so our status says “in a meeting.”

that way, nobody bothers us with random calls when we’re trying to do deep work during the day. they know to just send a message instead.

greatest hack ever.

[you’re a wizard, harry @stealbar]

in a world full of clowns, please don’t be this clown.

“…injected a python script into the core telecom database mirror”

nigga pleaseeeeee

[BIGGEST VIRG @StudentByNature]

I pulled your phone number's routing logs using an OSINT tool (TVS-Node). Because your number was tied to a telecom NIN registration bypass leak back in 2022, your raw metadata is cached on the Shodan Dehashed Directory

I just injected a Python script into the core telecom database mirror, bypassed the SHA-256 encryption handshake, and pulled the raw master file linked to 07012228130. It literally confirms you don't have an OPay account, but your real government identity is right here. 2/2

[you’re a wizard, harry @stealbar]

brother…

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Shrey spelling 32 words in 90 seconds to win the Spelling Bee is the new greatest athletic accomplishment of 2026. I don’t even know how he said the letters that fast. Got a “Holy Mackerel” out of
@minakimes

[you’re a wizard, harry @stealbar]

it is a bubble.

[Anthropic @AnthropicAI]

We've raised $65 billion in Series H funding at a $965 billion post-money valuation, led by @AltimeterCap, Dragoneer, @Greenoaks, and @sequoia.

This investment will help us advance our research and expand our capacity to meet growing demand for Claude.

[you’re a wizard, harry @stealbar]

toh. bruno go just enter korope ₦200 reach there

[PFA @PFA]

The 53rd annual PFA Awards ceremony will be hosted at Manchester Opera House. 🏆

Crowning the PFA Players' Player of the Year, PFA Young Player of the Year and Team of the Year winners.

Voted for by the players.